By the way, Robert Pires scored in the champions league final last night but as I was in my usual coma of a sleep I can't be certain when, as in whether it was the first or last goal, or the winning goal even, but, one thing's for sure, a couple of months ago I passed wind per rectum and the sound emitting from my posteria went something like this...biiii...aaaaaaaaaa....rriiitzzzzzzz, and I believe they have reached the European final !!!!!

It's a bit like Sid James budgie my arse,
my arse !!!!