Chunters

[kidgloves]

Yes, I have so named this new breed, a cross between a chav and a munter. I had the misfortune (socially) and fortune (financially) to come across lads like this today in an arcade I rarely visit in Nottingham.
Bit of a dive this place, but some old gems worth taking a look at and it's been at least a year so maybe a couple of new machines.
Joker Poker full but dead on the gamble so I moved on to a new addition, Bar x 7. It seemed dead from the off but a tenner saw it spring to life for a close set of wins totalling £80. By this time the chunters had arrived and were watching me whilst banging pounds in all over the shop. This is what I like about these types, too much testosterone to give a machine up that's obviously dead, 'must win, must win' logic prevails at all costs.
One lad was force feeding a Never Mind The Jackpots. It was fast cash happy at the outset and full after a few quid. He kept gambling and losing, left the machine after skinting himself, I continued his force after him and SSS became available after another tenner or so. Two flat Megas slightly disappointing but not to be sniffed at.
I played a Spotted Dick £5 10p, I remembered from the old days that *if* you can get JP it can repeat an awful lot. It was pretty dire for a few quid and I thought about leaving so one last feature and I managed to get the features up to kitty cash or something like that. It turned out to be a fast but seemingly true skill stop on the trails. I blagged Jackpot + repeat square off the skill which repeated for £30, well chuffed.
Lads now skint and moaning behind me at my good fortune. Only went in there to play a King Kebab but that had gone, replaced by a Yabba Dabba Darts.

[MattUK]

Very nice mate. Know how you feel with them chunters

Tbh you will never beat the feeling of them staring at you them dropping a large jp or similar!