Well, i got pissed a bit too quick last night for some reason, and suffered a nose bleed in my sleep... weird... BUT I do vividly remember the crap night out...
I remember hitting a TTP, took super streak for £15 after £1 in, went on a few other machines not doing well, but broke even, then I remember going into "this bar" where there was a Lifes a Beach. My mate asked if he wanted to go 'halves' on the machine but i said no, you have a bash and i will seperate, he's like "ok then". Absolutely clueless, he goes on holding weird fruit combos, missig numbers for bonuses but manages to land on a couple of red boards out of no where. He came of with £39, so i had £5 in 50ps, poored them in, so my suprise on second spin got bonus then selector, now from all i can remember, it was a red feature board except 'fly the flag' on GREEN, so I gambled a couple of the red features, and ended up landing on fly the flag, so I took it because i knew it was a good feature when it wants to be, and good doesn't even come into it.
The beauty span in £5, £10, £25, next spin while thats in the bank, £15 nudge win, then I took another feature which went for £10, left it way alone. So it must have been bursting, for my mate to fire out 40 quid and then me with 60 quid, all within about 20 minutes.
Anyway, apart from that I got some kebab meat & chips, which I couldnt eat til I got home, got home, and its tastes absolute crap! Thats supper down the drain. Goes to bed, to get earache off the misses for being so pissed, how or WHY i ended up that drunk ill never know![]()
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Originally Posted by Dice Man
Not bad dan
My night wasn't that bad either (i wasn't getting pissed mind). I popped into my local Shoppers luck and decided to have a score on Cashino, I got £45 wins from cashino icons taking my bank over £50 which I collected. I then moved on to a Magic game which didn't seem to be playing to bad on the poker game letting me gamble upto £25 twice within £30. I then changed over to the Ultra hot game but this stung me for about £50 before it gave a half decent win of £10 which repeated. I decided to leave that and try TOT which wasn't doing bad but also wasn't doing great. I decided to try for 3 holds barcode which to my surprise actually came in. I got another two barcodes of Secret Passage and then completed the matrix. Sounds good but I probably put in about £70 - £80 to achieve.
I then tried forcing out an old Max A Million lo tech for the mega streak but this thing blocks like a mo fo so i just gambled out the cash twice and took super streak. I probably ended up about £30 down of of this. I wish they would have taken this one away and not Turkish Delight which was much more fruitfull
It was about 15 minutes before closing so I chucked £20 into the Monkey Business but was playing at £1 spin. The bank built upto £30 so I changed over to £2 spins. Lovely jubley 4 hunters come in and tally up £120 the bank is now at about £150. £10 later 4 hunters again for £90. Ended up changing £250 in notes.
I am so glad it was closing time because my greed would have taken over and I would have probably lost it all
Nice JP, with the vast amount of reds about these days, its handy knowing the features.
Some of the machines in the wild now, are creditable, whereas last year it seemed very dire.
Ever suffered a nose bleed in ya sleep?![]()
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Originally Posted by Dice Man
If I'm reading this correctly, by landing on green FTF you have now turned all features red if you carry on. Unless you were on a dodgy number I'd have found it very hard not to carry on and try and get another feature bonus to get the top feature.Originally Posted by DannyC
Seems like you did well anyway.
Nose bleeds, ugly things. Always look far worse than they are, like any head wound.
I had lots of unlikely machines paying out last night, DOND streaked for £75 off £3 for my first feature entry, Bucks Bunny x2 both did £70's and a Cock a doodle doo did £85.
The Red's were all on their arse.
You been burning my trail Scott ?
Confucius say "man who know wombat know more than stupid looking monkey"
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yea danny when i have been pised i have never had a nose bleed but for some mad reason my ears bled,i dont no why it is you probaly got spiked with daterape or somet or just to much of the white stuff up ya nose lol.Originally Posted by DannyC
i do all mad things when am pised asleep, be sick in my sleep,get up piss on the playstation not knowing i am doing this waking up with a masive slap round the head of the missis or just geting bad nightmares and shouting like fuck.do you get any of them.![]()
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Hey Slotter,
Just booked a hotel for a couple of days in Scarborough at next half term. Long winded story and experiences to follow.
Confucius say "man who know wombat know more than stupid looking monkey"
Confucius also say "man who know Kebab has 60 inch waist"
Confucius finally add "man may deal, but man may not 'know' deal"
hi there kidgloves,yea if you need any info about the machines or any thing,weres best to go and where fill up on what day etc,just ask and all give you some info.hope to here from your big nice long story about scarborough slotting.Originally Posted by kidgloves
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Cool, cheers. Maybe name a time and a place just to meet up and put a name to a face if you're around.Originally Posted by slotter-king
Confucius say "man who know wombat know more than stupid looking monkey"
Confucius also say "man who know Kebab has 60 inch waist"
Confucius finally add "man may deal, but man may not 'know' deal"
sure mate when ever just tell me.did you win today???fucking packed with silly tourists today down scarborough,creamed £250 in 4 or 5 hours just on the golden games n monoplys and a top slot for £75. i love scarborough at peak season it just fils up n up with more gloyt tourists every year.what about were your from???Originally Posted by kidgloves
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Hmm, well inland Leicester doesn't attract too many touristOriginally Posted by slotter-king
My night consisted of playing lots of dead or semi comatose reds which were not worth getting involved with. Highlight being a red fly the flag for £50.
Again the Bucks Bunny's were the profit makers, quite worrying this trend.
One did a flat £25 then still showing, a £75 about £15 later. Another did £50 off £20.
One Wetherspoons was mad, 3 out of 4 machines off. The DOND power 5 has been on and off there for the past few weeks, very suspect. The others were a cock a doodle doo £35'er and a Bucks Bunny £35'er. Shame as that pub has been particularly profitable recently.
Confucius say "man who know wombat know more than stupid looking monkey"
Confucius also say "man who know Kebab has 60 inch waist"
Confucius finally add "man may deal, but man may not 'know' deal"
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