some times is not just about fruit machines!
well its baking hot here had a call to go on tour of duty but i really cant be arsed with all this hot wheather! anyone else feel the same way? i do like playing my fruits but the sun makes me lazy
Why do fat people drink diet coke all the time?.....Cant they see it dont work!
I was thinking the other day of becoming a extreme munter....but i cant afford a refill key
Thats when its time to hit the pubs with nice beer gardens !! best of both worlds.
"Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the on-off switch"
Aah but nicer weather = more people out = more people losing money in fruit machines for us to mop up.
Yesterday i was playing pool and saw someone collect a JP+rep on a £5 machine... was their last credit, and they just collected the £5 and left. Cue me going over and laughing as it repeated 3 times.
God bless tourists.
Right. What have you got?
"Three pairs."
What d'you mean three pairs? You're only allowed five cards!
"Oh. Shit! Er, two pairs. Well, two and a half pairs."
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"Right, let's get on with the game."
What have you got?
"Five kings."
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