Well last night sucked camel balls IMO. Read on if you dare...
Started on an new AFU location, usual signs were not there, so just had to stick a few quid in see what was happening, stuck about £9 in total, got 2 red boards using nudges, but the machine was just stone dead, max win. £1.60 repeat, which didn't repeat![]()
Next pub, DOND 4 reeler, clone of Take the piece... now from the locations of TTP around here, JPs, super streaks/ms are piss to rip out, yet this DOND last night just wound me up more every nugget i put in. First quid in backing, great, gets on board after playing 4 reels on 30p play after about £6, FIRST PRESS... question mark... LOSE? Back to reels, played all out for feature, and the above process, no word of a lie, repeated exactly 3 times over, taking me up to £18 in, £0 out... ok time to rethink here, but there was nothing to think about, i just couldnt figure out wtf was going on, not even a quick steal lurking anywhere, because 1 press on the board killed me. Had enough cash on me, fuck it, poored £15 in at once, got on feature went round the board a couple of times, DEAD. 1 red feature was offered to me 50/50 (first ft. on stack), so now im thinking, fuck the force, im not even gonna get chance to try and steal at least some of the £33 id lost just on this machine so far. What do you do? So while the place was dead, i ran to the bar suckered down 2 JD shots, grabbed another pint back on, thinking im gonna cut some dead skin loss after another tenner in, anyhow a tenner in 2 feature board offers SAME thing, question mark first spin, fuck this hit start, cant remember what it gave me, but started flashing the middle boxes board with cash values ended up with £1. S after £43 in, I come out with a £1 on a machine that seemed at first good to go.
So on up to the next bar, were nearly hitting midnight now, I see a flash cash, nice, but ive been on this one before and it doesnt seem right to me, but anyhow ons I go, not backing, hm, played a few quid, and got a couple of red boards with max being offered £4 rpt. took it, repeated to £16, ten in the pocket, 6 in, got another red board, managed to take a £2.40 rpt, no rpt, next spin straight away rolls in 3 pears, very odd... on board nothing on nudges couldnt see another red board coming so took the £4 on green bars. So all in all, a very shit night, so a few of us got together for a few games of poker and played until 6am this morning. Wife was not happy, but one thing im curious to know is, lately some of these machines are just not playing how they usually do, and as for that DOND, that can get to fuck from now on, but the newer beat the banker machine is pretty neat, just across the road from the 4 reeler is the BTB, and a corrie
So while my story seems like a rant, its because this kinda night has never happened really before, and its really put a downer on my insight to todays machines in a city centre!
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Originally Posted by Dice Man
I know how you feel mate. This is a proper c*nt of a machine. I mean, what the fuck is the point of offering boards if its gonna screw you on the first spin. Did this to me the other day and I thought fuck it, no more!
I avoid this machine like I avoid burds with herpes!
Aye, but after a few drinks...Originally Posted by likesapunt
That's pretty bad though with the DOND, never had it that bad before on a £25jp machine but can certainly believe it. Looks like it had been refilled only just after being absolutely hammered!!
[QUOTE=jjh]Aye, but after a few drinks...
hahaha true.......but the smell is normally a dead giveaway!!
The lo-tech, 3 reel, £35JP is much better. Although 50p play at least it can drop £100+ on the Mega Streak!
Yes, this one is piss poor, I've had very similar experiences to that and just refuse to play it anymore. I've heard rumours of something on it so might be dead for a reason all the time.
If not, then what the hell are Bell Fruit playing at coding such a poor experience in gaming ?
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DOND 4 reeler yes theres is a little summit on these, but i was understaning that there all chipped. maybe not cause this is how the machine plays once some one has ripped it cause it wants to make its % back and it does it in the most cruelish way. m8 you got off lucky because before i knew the cheat i was in on one for 80 and it was still ripping for boards and killing 1st spin
i agree with likeapunt the 3 reel dond £35 jp on 50p play is quality - good game play and some good 15,25,35 £ boxes and the mega streak box can exceed a ton - happy days
Danny i've seen this do the same, and from no where super streaks for big amounts and red tenner repeating to £40/50 quid after being dead, sure these are enough to set it back to killing for a bit, but why program a machine with such a shit profile, wanting people to stop playing or just smashing them up!
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There is a simple method for the 4 reeler chipped. I know of one unchipped but not a desirable pub so leave it to someone else!
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