Shark gets KO'ed lol

**jjh** · 8th June 2006, 09:21 PM

Well, not literally I'm afraid, even though I wasn't far off knocking him out lol

Playing a Phil Taylor Darts on Tuesday and this old geezer swaggers over, stands next to me and lights his ciggie, blowing his smoke like I wasn't there, you know, the usual twat shark

Unlucky for him it was only £7 short of full and offering good wins from the off. You'd think he would have something better to do with his life, but anyway, he must have thought his luck was in when I gambled a £15 cashpot on a mystery and lost. LOL, he even got a pound coin out to put in it thinking I was out of change the fool!

I've picked up on the Taylor darts, they seem to cost more when playing well, seem a bit tighter than previous clones but anyway, we all know it means more profit on the after play! Cost me £44 in the end to get a DM of £34 and this old geezer was laughing going you put more than that in though, "I counted how much you put in". At this point I was close to losing it with him and telling him to go and fuck off lol but I kept my cool

Anyway, next board offered upto £4 cash then killed me, and this man was counting his ones like he was in for a fortune, next board, extra life off multi add, best sign to see on this machine and gives £48 DM followed by £15 off good times the following board.

He was livid lol, he slammed his pint on the table and shouted "Yeah well I wouldn't play that machine over there!" "Why is that mate?" "Cos it is SHIT." Hmm, sounds like he just lost a fortune in it then- Cabin Fever, first board offered Red Hi Lo feature, forced out Red Mega within £20 and got two Red Hi Lo's to follow, MUWHAHAHAHAHA, last time he'll try and shark me lol!

Honestly though, to see his face, it was a classic!! Sheer quality

**Vivida_North** · 9th June 2006, 12:00 AM

i dont play much at all now. used to do all over the show, last one i played was in the halfway house, rocket money

**Matty** · 9th June 2006, 01:28 AM

Jus to see his face would have been classic ! What a fud

**s4ooter** · 9th June 2006, 02:37 AM

Shark 0:1 Proper gamblers

well done son wish u snapped a shot of his face as he cried into his beer - damn sharks should stay in the sea eating small children leave the fruitys to us real men!!

**jjh** · 9th June 2006, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Vivida_North

i dont play much at all now. used to do all over the show, last one i played was in the halfway house, rocket money

I only play once a week, just go out in the car and play all the machines I know about in that day. It isn't great profit most of the time but some weeks I'm over £200 up so not bad at the moment

Never played in the halfway, always been tempted to go in but just drive past lol

**jjh** · 9th June 2006, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by s4ooter

Shark 0:1 Proper gamblers

well done son wish u snapped a shot of his face as he cried into his beer - damn sharks should stay in the sea eating small children leave the fruitys to us real men!!

lol, cheers.

Can I just ask a question to the forum? Although I've played these darts machines probably well over 100 times, what is the feature Bull's Hit, as I have never, ever, taken it? Is it jp guaranteed, what does it require you to do?

Is it is obvious as it sounds, simply stop the light on the bullseye for jp?

**Matty** · 9th June 2006, 01:07 PM

True skill to hit the bulls eye ! If its offering that ftr it souldnt be far from the top mate! Wouldnt like to take it and fuck it up and end up down!

**darren222** · 9th June 2006, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Matty

True skill to hit the bulls eye ! If its offering that ftr it souldnt be far from the top mate! Wouldnt like to take it and fuck it up and end up down!

Hit the bull 5 times, £5 for each succesful hit. Ive never took it either but thats what it is.

**jjh** · 9th June 2006, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Matty

True skill to hit the bulls eye ! If its offering that ftr it souldnt be far from the top mate! Wouldnt like to take it and fuck it up and end up down!

Cheers. I know that is the reason I didn't know what it was because it will not be far off from top.

Although could have had it first time as gambled up on features for my third DM, got to Bull's hit but gamble from there went to good times- so was just wondering if Bull's Hit was actually a jp feature.

**anfield road** · 10th June 2006, 10:52 AM

£15 no more the feature mate, if its super though it stays the same speed letting you use cancel to keep it slow (guarenteed JP-if you can do it

). Played a Lucky Strike last night, played through £9 got 1 board and it offered well good stuff then out of no where landed on the top for a flat £25 then went the deadest I have ever seen it, didnt know theese do this.

This Lucky Strike does not give as high wins a BFU,YDD and PTPT