Slots arwe a waste of time

[colin806]

Hi

I hate slots. If I go to a slot casino the nise drives me nuts.

There no skill to sticking money into a machine and pressing a button!!!!!!!!1


Colin

[naalelnakla]

apparently theres no skill in spelling either as little colin here seems to show.

[alexross1977]

apparently theres no skill in spelling either as little colin here seems to show.

useful post.

to the original poster : you are playing the wrong machines, or playing the right machines badly. - you need to know what slots to hit, when to hit them, how to maximise profit, know when to walk, and know what the 'ready signs' are..

try asking on the forums about specific machines.. people don't talk slots here because they are making a loss, I assure you.

[MattB]

Yeah, casino slots are a bit rubbish. Try your hand at some fruit machines - progressive, and have some element of skill involved (though not as much as the good old days! )

Matt

[DannyC]

The whole truth is, even with the most absolute maximum of knowledge of todays machines, they aren't what they make out to be. Anyway, forget about machines, your talking about going in the casino every night? Dont bother with the bandits pal, your pissing against the wind, get on the roulette or Texas Hold 'Em poker (im sure they do it) as you will miles more maximum profit at the end of it all.

Whatever the scenario, with the bandits, whats the most your gonna make? You get mega streak 3 times in a row (which is completely impossible) even with the most completely impossible thing happening in the world, your only gonna win £240 maximum, I could make triple that with 1 spin @ roulette, and thats playing safe!

[darren222]

I could make triple that with 1 spin @ roulette, and thats playing safe!

But you know theres no such thing as 'playing safe' danny, the table can still screw you whatever the circumstances.

Holdem all the way i say At least theres some skill involved

[jglenny]

The original poster is from N.America i think? Slots there are very different to here.

[kidgloves]

Was on a ferry to the Hook of Holland the other week, didn't play but watched some guys having a go on the roulette there. The crossing was choppy to say the least, glasses sliding off tables etc, so I was thinking that although it doesn't make much difference odds wise, the true outcome of the ball landing has got to be affected by these quite violent changes in angle of the boat.
Enough to put me off playing anyway. Didn't want to start thinking things like...that 3 might have been the 0 I was looking for if it wasn't for that big wave just then. Course, it could work in your favour.

[Illunga Mwepu]

You guys are talking as if you can make a profit from roulette...

Am i missing something?!

[jjh]

You guys are talking as if you can make a profit from roulette...

Am i missing something?!

I don't think so, Roulette is a game of chance, there are no techniques to win, otherwise the casino or whatever wouldn't let you play it or advertise it so much!