I don't play in the services.....

[kidgloves]

.....except when I got an unexpected hour off work on Wed morning, I was already on the road and too early for pubs so I had a dabble. True to services form, everything was shite. I thought I'd be fairly safe with a cops n robbers, how harsh can that be? At worst..£7-8 for a board than £3 back, £2 if unlucky. No, £7 for a board which offered nothing, yes NOTHING. I've never ever had that before, lots of fill hiddens, land on super feature icons but not to complete, and all that other bollocks, landed on 5 mysterys which were all continue as you'd expect with no features or cash on the board, then the 6th was game over...unreal.
I moved onto a comatose vamp, followed by a few quid on the Monopoly multi where all the units were feature dead. Ah well, it is the services I thought. About £30 down I decide to punt the s16 Cashino. £10 in and bang, £140 win off 3 reels or so full of cashino symbols Move onto Elvis...get the roulette wheel which only gives a fiver but next spin enough Elvis symbols to clock up a £60 win. Bloody hell as Ron Weasly would say.

Disclaimer: Kidgloves is not stating that you will win on Section 16 machines, or for that matter he will play them ever again (apart from the odd £20).

I suppose the one thing going for the s16's in services is they can't screw down the percentage like the awp's so it becomes as 'fair' a game as anywhere else.

Nice touch on one of the dead Monop's on the way out, £25 straight in down bottom, no hold and no time to follow through for the features.

See you in the services in another 10 years time.

[poundstretcher]

I hate the services and the low life that seem to hang around the machines.
However at Birchanger green on the M11 not long back I did slip a 20 into an Elvis.Gave me the 3 discs about 4 times which went for £6-25,then 3 jukeboxes which gave me the top amount of £50.
Cor that's a lively one for the services I thought,so came off pleased with £100.Go onto a low tech for a bit of after play and a bloke walks in to scoop the 500.It even paid out in full.Thats life,I've had 500 off the wheel a couple of times elsewhere,and havent played Elvis much so I suppose I'm lucky when you read some of the horror stories.

[alpha bravo]

That is well harsh on the cops n robbers, daylight roberry!!

Hmm, thinking of dirty machines, stack attack takes the biscuit!, 9 in for 7 nudges and nothing there, higher than a 2...and get a 1..?

lol, that's just so fucking bad!!, it's ridiculous, would imagine that kind of shit, has put a lot of people off!

[jeffvickers]

RED Gaming, people tend to love em or hate em. No in between, I detest them. Services are shit also. 30p a go, 70% payout.

[MattB]

I'd leave them well alone kid....and from that tale it appears you will!

Prime for rodding/scamming, hit by players all the time, low payout percentages. It's a real no go most of the time.

Jeff- Reds are by far the most profitable machines to play. I suggest you invest some time and money in learning them.....you'll be much better off for it.

Matt