Top signs that you are about to lose your money ...

[John Holmes' Stunt C**K]

1. You find empty money bags by the machine that you're about to play

2. It costs you a tenner to get your first board, you then lose on a 11 trying to gamble from cherries to mixed bars

3. A guy on the machine next to you is playing an all out force...you just know he has done the same on your machine

4. You see out the corner of your eye local youths chuckling at you whilst you play..


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[anfield road]

Spit on the machine lol (Well that might just be in Rhyl)

Grannies on the machine next to you, always a sing they have lost I think.
Although I have always seemed to wonder why GG's and Monopolys etc play well good for them

Backing on a non - refill day (obvious)

OMG you have took all the ones now its gonna piss me off trying to figure it out.

P.S anyway the job I had in the Holiday park, well I got sacked after my first week today .

Was drinking last night and am only 17 so they fucking sacked me, security laughing at me because they know that I used to sneak on there to play all out profits.

[RedHot]

Lots of fag ends on the floor round the machine

[kidgloves]

I.O.U £75 always does it for me.

[jjh]

One for me is when a machine offers a very large amount from the first board and not backing- always gets me suspicious it has just been had!

[John Holmes' Stunt C**K]

I always get worried if i'm having a punt in a pub and there is a bar stool next to the fruity

[DannyC]

Walking into a pub full of bellfruits

[Xuenilom]

One for me is when a machine offers a very large amount from the first board and not backing- always gets me suspicious it has just been had!

Indeed! If its offering £10+ on the first board & i'm only a few £ in, I tend to take that these days.

[Rich Ghost]

2p On the glass to the left....

[anfield road]

2p On the glass to the left....

Why to the left?