Winnings from hell - part 2

**Alpine021** · 30th March 2006, 10:51 AM

Well since you posted all that listen to what happened to me and a mate yesterday - you won't even believe the last part.

Not any point of this is made up....

I make my way down to a pub that owes me about a tenner from a bling bling. I was meeting a mate in another pub to play a legal tender so was literally just popping in to get my money.

Anyway the girl behind the bar says that after she has served the people at the bar she will go and check with the manager.

OK fair enough will stick a few quid in bling bling. Only a few quid as knew it had been filled that morning as that was why i was going in as a docket should have been left for my money.

Anyway showed really good signs first board so thought i'd go for it. Called my mate and said that he might as well walk down here as i'm playing this.

So he walks in and i got mega bling off £40. And it rolled - nice. So am about £5 into my jackpot money when an old lady walks in and just stands at the machine with me and my mate and stares at me....?

" are you winning?" in a grumbling little voice.

"Well sort of" I reply.

So anyway i carry on playing and it's offering me decent features in red etc.

So she goes "I would have taken that". I can't even remember what feature it was because i'm too busy looking at her.

"Well I'm going for jackpot" - I wasn't going to start talking about mega bling in red with an old lady.

So she carries on "what because it might repeat?" eh?! Am I talking to a pro or something...

So on I play...

"I'm on tablets you know for high blood pressure" - ignored this. She's boring me now.

Then she starts making animal noises like "meow". I'm looking at my mate in disbelief - is she for real? oh my god.

But anyway continued playing.

Then I got mega bling again and it hits JP. Now it normally goes £10 £10 £5 or whatever then maybe jackpot but not normally jackpot first. but this time it was jackpot first.

So all the red 7's roll in and she pushes me out of the way and starts holding all the reels! WTF?!?!

"it can repeat - hold them hold them!" she says in an increasingly high voice. Jesus.

I didn't even know what to do! But anyway it didn't repeat then it was dead so decided to leave it.

Started taking out my bank and keyed it so i could check it in the next day or 2. Now with a normal random person watching u - u would distract them and key it really quickly on the sly.

But i thought this is a dimented old woman it will be ok. So it was £36 off.

Then she proceeds to say in FAR too loud a voice:

"it said refill x 36" whhhooaaa! SHUT UP! and she kept repeating it!

I turned to my mate as in HELP! he was pissing himself!

So i start asking her questions to change the bloody subject like "so... ermm what are you donig the rest of the day?" Which did seem to work.

Phew

Then to top it off the bar didn't have my money.

So in summary:

- I didn't get my money
- I met a mad old women that nearly got me barred
- And I didn't even win on the machine!

And when we finally got to legal tender is was £210 off. Argh!

So we went home and got drunk

**gavinuk69** · 30th March 2006, 12:13 PM

thats class!!!

**naalelnakla** · 31st March 2006, 12:54 PM

i hate it when old people annoy you when your playin.The other day i was playin trickshot pool and the party time machines right accross from it and some old woman was on it hittin all the buttons after every win in some crazy attempt to get on the board. felf like goin over and slappin her cause was gettin really annoyin hearing this bangin on the machine from her thinkin hittin buttons will work.

**jjh** · 1st April 2006, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Alpine021

Well since you posted all that listen to what happened to me and a mate yesterday - you won't even believe the last part.

Not any point of this is made up....

I make my way down to a pub that owes me about a tenner from a bling bling. I was meeting a mate in another pub to play a legal tender so was literally just popping in to get my money.

Anyway the girl behind the bar says that after she has served the people at the bar she will go and check with the manager.

OK fair enough will stick a few quid in bling bling. Only a few quid as knew it had been filled that morning as that was why i was going in as a docket should have been left for my money.

Anyway showed really good signs first board so thought i'd go for it. Called my mate and said that he might as well walk down here as i'm playing this.

So he walks in and i got mega bling off £40. And it rolled - nice. So am about £5 into my jackpot money when an old lady walks in and just stands at the machine with me and my mate and stares at me....?

" are you winning?" in a grumbling little voice.

"Well sort of" I reply.

So anyway i carry on playing and it's offering me decent features in red etc.

So she goes "I would have taken that". I can't even remember what feature it was because i'm too busy looking at her.

"Well I'm going for jackpot" - I wasn't going to start talking about mega bling in red with an old lady.

So she carries on "what because it might repeat?" eh?! Am I talking to a pro or something...

So on I play...

"I'm on tablets you know for high blood pressure" - ignored this. She's boring me now.

Then she starts making animal noises like "meow". I'm looking at my mate in disbelief - is she for real? oh my god.

But anyway continued playing.

Then I got mega bling again and it hits JP. Now it normally goes £10 £10 £5 or whatever then maybe jackpot but not normally jackpot first. but this time it was jackpot first.

So all the red 7's roll in and she pushes me out of the way and starts holding all the reels! WTF?!?!

"it can repeat - hold them hold them!" she says in an increasingly high voice. Jesus.

I didn't even know what to do! But anyway it didn't repeat then it was dead so decided to leave it.

Started taking out my bank and keyed it so i could check it in the next day or 2. Now with a normal random person watching u - u would distract them and key it really quickly on the sly.

But i thought this is a dimented old woman it will be ok. So it was £36 off.

Then she proceeds to say in FAR too loud a voice:

"it said refill x 36" whhhooaaa! SHUT UP! and she kept repeating it!

I turned to my mate as in HELP! he was pissing himself!

So i start asking her questions to change the bloody subject like "so... ermm what are you donig the rest of the day?" Which did seem to work.

Phew

Then to top it off the bar didn't have my money.

So in summary:

- I didn't get my money
- I met a mad old women that nearly got me barred
- And I didn't even win on the machine!

And when we finally got to legal tender is was £210 off. Argh!

So we went home and got drunk

LOL funniest thread I've read in a long time