Jealous players

**Reachah** · 29th March 2006, 04:29 PM

last night i was in town in an o'neils. I wasnt out to play machines but i saw a most daunting, and i had my key on me. So just to make enough to drink with i started playing.

After a while a guy came up to me and asked if i was using my key. He was behind me and i thought it was going to be one of the bar staff having a go. As i turned round i noticed it was just another punter.

He continued to talk to me most of which seemed to be a load of crap. he explaned that he would come in to the same place and use the same technique. Then persisted on telling me i was doing it wrong, even tho i was making plenty doing wot i was doing.

Then he started asking where i live and what machines i play. i told him very breifly where i play with out giving the names of pubs away. I was realy getting anoyed with him and felt like smacking him one. Im a reasonable guy tho so i restrained myself. Eventually he left looking very anoyed that someone else was on "his patch".

Bit of a pointless rant i know but this really anoyed me. It wasnt as if he was polite when talking to me he was just plain rude!

Does anyone else find people coming up to them being like this?

**manchestermurph@fsmail.ne** · 29th March 2006, 04:43 PM

you allways get that in the pub,could be any pub but allways happens,they normally start of trying to tell you,your playing it wrong etc,do what i do six letters normally does the trick, F_ _ _ _ _

**gavinuk69** · 29th March 2006, 04:50 PM

mate this i feel will be a big thread! i hate it when your forcing a machine for a streak, and u get some little tawt saying oh man take that ten quid, and then "man your crap u dont know what your doing" or the old how much u put in mate, u say £40 quid, then they reply "why the jackpots only £25" oh man i could go on all day!!!

**anfield road** · 29th March 2006, 05:04 PM

Forcing a £5 IJ3 in caravan park, full had not being dropped for a while and every light was broke - well not broke but were acting fucked up lol.

So playing on, around 3 lads come up to me and me mate, the lights are broke why you playing it? well erm i dont know

.

Anyway JP does not run, play for force again, does the JP doesnt repeat and they are laughing, haha you put about £15 - £20 in to it to get £5.

Gives me a win kills me on an 11 - wayhay I know its running now.

Next board well erm you get the jist anyway, give me the usual £55 with around £6 quick afters, about £60 out in the end.

Well th say the least they were ranting and kicking off and give the famous 'I put £20 in that mate' sort me out

Heres a couple of quid mate get some fags and stop following me, they got the message anyway.

But I could keep going on and on about little pricks who try to tell me info to make me lose whereas I know its aload of bull shit.

Anyway fuck all the little dick and remain with the

Happy Gambling

Anfield

**John Holmes' Stunt C**K** · 29th March 2006, 06:10 PM

For some unknown reason, whatever machine I play, whatever chav comes up to me, they always say the same thing;

"take turbo win, nearly always gives the jackie"

Bullshit..and when you lose on the board, you always get "you should have taken turbo win...."

Nothing better than rejecting a few large wins, get them ready to pounce on your machine, and then rinse the machine.

I know its probably stupid, but if I ever notice a shark eyeing me up, after putting a bit in, and losing, I always go to leave leave the machine, and then change my mind.....etc. priceless look on their face!

Even better, dig around your pocket for loose change, insert 5's 10's 20's in the machine. look like you've lost everything, and then start on the pocket with a shit load of nuggets in it!!! wankers

**Rich Ghost** · 29th March 2006, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by John Holmes' Stunt C**K

For some unknown reason, whatever machine I play, whatever chav comes up to me, they always say the same thing;

"take turbo win, nearly always gives the jackie"

Bullshit..and when you lose on the board, you always get "you should have taken turbo win...."

Nothing better than rejecting a few large wins, get them ready to pounce on your machine, and then rinse the machine.

I know its probably stupid, but if I ever notice a shark eyeing me up, after putting a bit in, and losing, I always go to leave leave the machine, and then change my mind.....etc. priceless look on their face!

Even better, dig around your pocket for loose change, insert 5's 10's 20's in the machine. look like you've lost everything, and then start on the pocket with a shit load of nuggets in it!!! wankers

Spot on! I do that. Also, if i'm in no rush (witing for missus perhaps) i play DEAD SLOW. Take like 20 seconds deciding whether to hold or nudge etc.
Or take 5 mins to reply to some texts that you didnt get round to. I even had a game of snake once!

Had nobheads chatting shit, I find it best to say look mate ive got a banging headache, no offense but give us a bit of peace eh? cheers..

But the most important thing is to totaly kill the machine, even if you know you're in for a loss, fuck it, they aint havin anything.

Maybe hypicritical as i shark, almost everone who plays machines does. BUT, i dont do it blatently. I listen out for in/out figures and maybe have a look at how the board is playing(descretely). When the person has finished i dont have a quid going through the slot 1 nano second after they have turned around either. If its the machine next to me ill plop a quid in but won't play in case they return. If they're back within 10 mins ill just say i wasnt sure if you were coming back, give us a quid that ive put in. Sorted.

That walking away thing is priceless though!

"wa huh oh thought you were finished huh what" like a right Mr Confused.

**Alpine021** · 30th March 2006, 10:20 AM

The most annoying for me is when i'm playing a red and all features are red apart from 2 and i'm gambling my feature to try and hit the last 2 green ones.

And i've got some old guy watching me going "watch it hit a green and not let u get a red one! - these things are bastards!"

I want the green one idiot... and then it hits the green one - nice - and then he starts going - "see i told u!" and giving me a nudge in the arm whilst going "haha!"

For gods sake go get you pension and sit down old man!

**Inserst_stupid_net_name** · 30th March 2006, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Reachah

last night i was in town in an o'neils. I wasnt out to play machines but i saw a most daunting, and i had my key on me. So just to make enough to drink with i started playing.

After a while a guy came up to me and asked if i was using my key. He was behind me and i thought it was going to be one of the bar staff having a go. As i turned round i noticed it was just another punter.

He continued to talk to me most of which seemed to be a load of crap. he explaned that he would come in to the same place and use the same technique. Then persisted on telling me i was doing it wrong, even tho i was making plenty doing wot i was doing.

Then he started asking where i live and what machines i play. i told him very breifly where i play with out giving the names of pubs away. I was realy getting anoyed with him and felt like smacking him one. Im a reasonable guy tho so i restrained myself. Eventually he left looking very anoyed that someone else was on "his patch".

Bit of a pointless rant i know but this really anoyed me. It wasnt as if he was polite when talking to me he was just plain rude!

Does anyone else find people coming up to them being like this?

well i did hear a rumour that there is a better way to milk those extremes... maybe he was just being spot on, and you weren't in the mood. best to hob-knob with players and swap numbers etc IMO. you never know when you might need to know the locations of a load of machineX's in their "patch"...

then again , maybe he was a knob

**jjh** · 30th March 2006, 11:03 AM

Up and down the country in every pub you get them lol!!

'Why put £40 in if jp only £25?'

'Take that mate, it is jp!'- when you know full well they want you to lose so they can jump on.

But what does it for me is the tits who say 'I hardly play me, waste of money'- well why the hell are you harrassing me then when I leave you play the machine- even if I've just took £60 out of it lol!!!

**S6TAV** · 30th March 2006, 12:32 PM

But that could of been your next contact?
He may have been a useful person for info and you just took him to be a jealous player. You are bigging yourself up a little bit in the post even if you dont mean to.

Insert has probably got it right you can usually tell when people are ok or not if it's some hoody twat that uses words that are not in the dictionary then fair enough. I have introduced myself to players before it can be quite useful say you walk into an arcade and you see said person you can get a heads up on any machines he may have just rinsed.