Most of the oldies will realise I have relaxed my playing pursuits in the last 12 months and let the young whippersnappers fight for their share of the pie.
So nowadays it's a bit of a hard core session on the holidays for maybe a day or two then back to the poker for the rest of the year.
Well, I went to bingo with the other half last night and fook me, did I have some luck. I think we need to create a new law like murphy's law that just applies to players who were hard core and have slackened off, that allows them to win obscene amounts upon their first return to the puggies in an attempt to entice them back.
In short, I came home over £2500 up.
It all started on a Slotto, Stupid to play I know, but I'd just arrived and whilst the missus queued up for the tickets I shoved what little change I had in said machine. The second credit, and wham bam thankyou mam a full bloody house of 7's. My first and hopefully my last section 16 jackpot. So I strutted around with my chest puffed out for all the old dears in the ticket queue to see whilst it payed out the £500 nuggets. Cool, at least that meant I didn't need to liquidise my own paper money to create a float now. I changed up £300 for notes and the £200 coins was now ready to go.
2 Monopoly's were full or close to and half an hour later saw a profit of £150ish out of them. A Golden game was only £26 light but just before it went full it seemed to be quite dead so I decided to bail and just held for wins, I got a JP off a third hold which then held itself. Although I was a bit gutted after putting a couple more quid in and hearing it go full, I couldn't complain, but then it flashed for an £85 feature only £5 later. Well chuffed.
It was time for bingo, which to be honest I really didn't fancy as I was on such a roll with the fruities, but I'm bloody glad I played as we only snagged the last full house of the evening for £2000.
The missus couldn't control her excitement and we headed back to our local to get seriously pissed. Now that was some night.
Confucius say "man who know wombat know more than stupid looking monkey"
Confucius also say "man who know Kebab has 60 inch waist"
Confucius finally add "man may deal, but man may not 'know' deal"
Wow, sounds like an amazing night out !
Very well played. (though I cant help but think luck was an element)
yep - congrats
(and a wee smidge of jealousy![]()
If it wernt for that damn kidgloves, I would have got away with it....lol. Well done m8!
I have this belief that I am destined not to play section 16 machines. The most I have walked off of one with is £260 and that was after running £300 through it.
I see people all the time strolling upto a slotto\cashino\Big 500 stick £20 in then about 15 minutes later after putting no more money in they have £200+ in the bank.
I think I must be playing it on no chance in hell of winning percentage mood
Oh yeah well done Kid![]()
£500 off slotto, well I can dreamBest I've managed is being down to me last 50 nuggets, slamming £30 thru a monkey business (which seemed to be a shite machine as was me first time playing it) got 10 free spins with the quadruple bank feature and came off with £209
I was in a state of shock for about half an hour whlie it sunk in LOL!
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