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So there's a new kebab shop opened just next door to the shop I work in and I've been looking forward to it for ages based on the fact that I'll be able to slip away on a night shift for some late night gambling (after the clubs have kicked out and it's all gone quiet - it's open till 4am).
Decided to check it out last night and I see 2 machines as I enter - a supercharged and a king kebab, both looking very old and run down, it's a new shop but it's grotty as hell. I think to myself, "they look old, may as well try the mtrs out just in case." SUPERCHARGED is first. To my amazement, it's unchipped! I knew it was obviously old because of the state of it but certainly didn't let myself believe it would work. Now here's my first dilemma - it's the opening night for this new eaterie and I know we're gonna end up helping each other out with change, drunk customers etc. What do I do? I decide to pretend I get lucky and I take flags twice leaving big gaps between each button press. I then collect half the coins and decide to play normally for a few minutes to keep up the cherade. I get turbo cash for a fiver and then collect the rest of my bank. Now, to stroll across to kind kebab or to make small-talk with the staff - "how's business?" etc. I decide on the latter, we discuss my "luck" and I tell the nice turkish man I'm heading over to the next machine as it seems to be my lucky day..... With 10 remaining nuggets in my pocket after changing most of them up, I think to myself "Supercharged wasn't chipped............. just maybe........." and I make my way over to KK. By this point I'm feeling sick at the thought of this machine being unchipped - partly due to the huge profit I could potentially make and partly due to how I will deal with it if I find they're both unchipped and I have to somehow fool them for as long as possible. Coin in "let 'em spin" BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR 2 -3 - 1 CASH BASH JP! By this point I have thrown up a little in my mouth and was forced to swallow it. I glance over to the till operator and he has watched me. Did he notice the look I had when I entered the code? Does he suspect? Does he hell! I'm 80ish up by this point and I don't even care if he saw because I've collected the coins and they are mine! I play on, deciding to go for a different barcode as he is standing behind me watching over my shoulder. I get another barcode, 312 this time and I hit the skillstop perfectly. "I better quit whilst I'm ahead!" I exclaim to the bloke (who's name by now I know is Adam). He congratulates me, I change up my coins and walk back next door with over 100 more than I left the shop with only 30 minutes before. Now here's the problem! I have the potential to make THOUSANDS with this but I need to make sure I don't let them know what I'm doing. I figure I have 2 options - to screw it as often as possible for as long as possible until they catch on (i'm not breaking any laws so it's up to them to get rid of the machine) OR I make sure I go in there often and appear to lose more often than not so they don't know what I'm up to. This seems the better option although I'm thinking when they refill/empty the machine however often they do it they are gonna notice there's fuck all in there and catch on. Alternatively....... I could just be honest and try to maintain a good professional relationship with them..... or not. WHAT TO DO???? |
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get someone else in on it and split the winnings....and hope noone else knows the mtrs
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I say fuck it and hammer them both till they find out.
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Last Online: Yesterday 07:50 PM Join Date: Apr 2004
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Take 75 out of both twice a week. Keep changing notes at the bar every time you visit. Occasionaly boot the machine and swear a bit. Always look pissed off when you finish playing them. Sometimes 'win' and act very happy.
Try to time it so there's different staff working on seperate nights. If you find out the machines are going bank them both for 75. |
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Last Online: 13th February 2008 10:15 AM Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: London
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LMAO
I wish my biggest problem was finding an unchipped kk and sc!!!!!!!!! Edit: You may have solved your own problem by having your location with the post, sure no one will go looking for a certain kebab shop there now... |
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Last Online: Today 01:31 PM Join Date: Apr 2005
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just dont hit it for more then a JP at a time looks weird if you go in there every 3/4 days and take £50+ out of both machines. Just pop in the for some tucker every so often and whip a JP out of one of them. Cant really right that off as anything but lucky.
Also be careful maybe not so much SC but KK is a little more obvious |
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Rank: Professional
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depends how much u like this place, theres a good 20 kebab places doen the main road here, im barred from a few of them myself for some drunken activities, I'd just do it for all I can at first, then if you do get barred, let a mate do it.
on the other hand, it could be a good way to pay your way if you just do it every couple of days... |
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would never happen to me thats for sure
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Defiently just go there chat to the owners etc then when you have nearly broke the bank then just take £10 out the bank at once play £3-£4 then take another £10 out the bank then just leave 3 credits in it put loads of 5ps and 10ps in which all drop to the bottom and play its very very slowly and he will think you have lost a nice fortune
or can he see when you are playing from a side angle~? |
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Last Online: Today 11:49 AM Join Date: Jul 2002
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I don't think your golden eggs will last for much time.
The mentality of kebab shops is that they *will* bar you if you keep winning, and lets face it, it's going to be very hard not to be seen winning, as they may not have a clue on the methods, but they will know if you win with or without subtle collecting. Make the most of their new kid on the block image, as they will be nicer and more tolerant now than they will be 3 months down the road as they want to create a good impression. Anyhow, who knows any kebab shop that fills their hoppers to max, or will refill completely after an empty? The passing trade sure won't fill it up enough to make it worth while if your doing it on any regular basis. Fill your boots, that's what I say.
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