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    The first time I went to a casino I didn't have any money. So my aunt who didn't want to go alone spotted me $5 to get me to go.

    Being limited on funds I started out lurking. So I start watching the two cuteist gals in the place. They were taking turns feeding the same machiene.

    When they ran out of money I took over their machiene.

    With my first roll I wone!!!!

    One of the gals was like "I hate you"

    They left but I would have shared my win with them.

    Next time I went I tried this again but it didn't work. Ended up feeding the machiene all of the $20 that I had.

    Anyone else have a good gambling story?

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    Is this guy for real?

    Are you a few bob short or something? You sound like your brains are brand new!
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    Great gambling story mate. So, you had 5 bucks, and lost. Regular occurance with most

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    5 bucks is a lot of money, you must be gutted try losing 200 sterling in a day , $350-$400 roughly id guess? (long time ago btw!) then see how you feel. and also, hows it funny??

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Holmes' Stunt C**K
    Great gambling story mate. So, you had 5 bucks, and lost. Regular occurance with most
    Dude you didn't read the story. I wone on the first coin.
    PS Thought of the day if God wanted us to ues the metric system Jesus would have had 10 deciplies

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    Quote Originally Posted by LottomagicZ4941A
    Dude you didn't read the story. I wone on the first coin.
    wow! and how much exactly did you win? ive done this many times as well, eg in the last week i put 20p in a mc to fill a part cred and got jp from it. but its not exactly funny, just lucky

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    lmao, what do you know, it was funny..

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    On seconds thoughts, maybe just me cos im a bit stoned. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by discostu
    On seconds thoughts, maybe just me cos im a bit stoned. Sorry.
    stoned? stoned? STONED ?

    We'll have none of that shenanigans on here if you please unless you are prepared to send some to my email addy.
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    Hmmm, crazy idea, but might just get eweed.com and have the actual pages hidden for private members, and have the home page selling Seaweed on for legal reasons
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