Suck Days!

[Thor2007]

Dont u just hate it when this happens? Nothing goes right, and anything with a little promise fizzles out and u end up down a fortune, chasing what might have been.

(Anfield Rd, u might want to take note of this)

I went out with a limited float but with plastic in the wallet. Try a few through a monopoly multiplayer, nothing, not a sausage. Decide to play on and go the full hog on the force. Eventually after £90 I get a return of £80 and walk off. A few minutes later an old man walks on and the heads drop straight in for £25. He walks away happy as larry.

That put me on a right downer, so move onto the old favourites, bx7. £30 in sees a set of bars off a hold, and with regular nudge setups and slow spinning reels, I decide to plough on. Full not long after I get the feeling that this may well be a refill. As it turns out, £130 later I get £60 and move off. It was a refill, of that I have no doubt. As it turns out this will never happen to me again Thank fuck for contacts!!!

Next port of call was joker poker, frequent gambles to £1.80 and £3 make me think its worth a pop, breaks the £7.50 block a few times, but I never collect these. £80 later the first JP comes with takes my bank to breaking point (£75) and a few dead gambles later I walk away.

Only thing that I actually won from was a full party games, which after £80 in, gave JP on reels and up top for £45, after having 20 odd in the bank before hand.

gutted...

[jglenny]

Everyone has to have a bad day sometimes, not everyone always admits though

[kidgloves]

Joker Pokers can be set to 'Jackpot Shy' mode, I found that out the hard way in Yarmouth. (read my Norfolk post..)

[Thor2007]

Ur right, there is no way even the best players win EVERY time. Sharks included!

Yeah I read that post long ago, Kidgloves. That kinda stuff does not happen where I gamble, or at least I've never heard or witnessed any dodgy dealings. Actually, I've heard a monopoly went up top and stopped at £83 and also heard a rumour that this also happened in an arcade not far from this one, which has the same owner!

This particular joker is quite good, played a lot and some of the tits dont even know the swap card 'trick'. You'll know yourself that u can get nailed on the jp gamble and not see another one for a long time, it was just in one of those moods.

[cfdu]

you weren't straight forcing joker poker were you? thats suicide!

its all about recycle, recycle, recycle and then pushing the right board.

and if you get on with a joker card, the board is worth £7.50+ around 80% of the time. that is a board to push.

joker plus swap card is virtually a jp board.

[anfield road]

I had a preety bad day,

Went out with £20 had a 8/1 virtual horse come in no.8 at 11am(forget name)had £4 on got £40 back went to Rhyl(sea-side resort)mate found a £1 went on cash lab, was going i backed him up £4in £10 out then we both went in the pub on TOT £25 was full on the off so forced £18 in to get a nudge code, 12 nudges for barcode JP hit repeat.

Went to the bookies £20 each put £2 on alot of numbers (was the 25p one) came in £72 back then we had around a £120 and blew it in the Willies on the 20p shite roullete and then could'nt go out to Rhyl tonight (on the piss)

All in all a very shitty day, so tomorow we have to play the drinking game with me bottle of Absolute Citron Vodka(brought back from Istanbul after the final)cost £3.20 tastes like shite but when your'e skint i feel to just get pissed lol

[sh4kermaker]

i've just been to the arcade at a cinema complex in stoke, absolutley nothing to play on apart from a 10p £5jp clowning around so I thought fuck it! I'll give it a go






never again - £33 in - not 1 fucking board

resulted in a cut and bruised hand and a chase from the security guards

[jglenny]

Wow you have all had bad days today!! Mine was good, played poker with some mates and won £50 Not bad for a couple of hours work (if only i won everytime).

[anfield road]

Clowning around? is that the one from EWE or the one by Vivid? if its the Vivid the max i have seen to a board is £17 and that board giving th JP then a few £3 afters

Clowning around if i remember correctley is the one with 3 things on it with shots in each - and it repeats to £15 alot

if its the one i think it is

[John Holmes' Stunt C**K]

Sounds like a generally bad day. I've just got back from the seaside for a punt. Got Jp from SteptoNearest on SRM, and forced a GGG for a whole £25MegaStreak when it had offered me 25jp about a tenner earlier. No after play either. Won bits and bobs back off machines such as ItalianJob, RocketScience and AntnDec.

After 3 hours of play and a pint of coke I came home 80p down. Unbelievable