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    alryte guys.
    wel i bin playin fruitys for fuckin years now and i am onli 17.i wil do wt it takes within the money i have in my pocket to play for the jackpot.since the new jackpots have come in(£25) all they seem to do is play for streaks and you have to put so much money in them to get sumink gd.(obviously dependin where u catch the machine). i read most of the threads that you lot put mayb pickin up the odd tip here and there. i am aware that they streak for a lot of money and specially x-reds eh!!they r so gd if u catch em right!and if u dnt .... fuckin hel u losin a lot.lol. bt i cnt b catchin every machine jus after it has streaked can i!!!

    i have gt to the stage where i am gettin so pissed off with losin my money coz i neva seem 2 get jackpots nemor and r no lnger makin profit like i used 2.i do enjoy playin them and i dnt jus play for profit bt is there nefin i can do which will enable me to know just that little bit mor than ur avaerage joe that plays the fruitys dwn the pub?? is there places i can subscribe 2 that wil giv me that info or cd u guys really help me out wiv ur knowledge?? pls get bk 2 me either pm or reply to this thread.

    cheers guys

    p.s. my dad waz playin this machine ova the weekend hyper viper and u wdnt believe it,it waz backin on first bout den on second pound he gt the red winning streak?i took nudges coz i fort that they wd put him on the red trail again and i 4gt it is nudge shuffle dat does dat!! i took him 3 pound bt had RED winnning streak!! ne of u lot know how much dat can b on a hyper viper?? wat r the streak like on the hyper vipers??

    fanx baz

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    Well to be fair, your spelling makes you look a bit immature, but afar from that I wouldn't bother with cd's mate only emulated machines using mpu4 technology unless you got an arcade with these machines in nearby they're useless. Just get to know people, act a little more mature on the forums and you'll pick up shit loads from here.

    Also to note, with the low profiles of machines out today, I rarely play as much as I used to, there's many different ways, but not 'every' machine has the method of 'just force', 'just forcing' EVERY single machine you come across no wonder your losing money instead of making.

    Find some machines, make a route, stick to THEM machines only, do it once a week and get to know just them machines, that would be a good start.

    Hope that helps
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    cheers m8 but just cz my spelling is short it dnt mean i am immature.lol
    it just easier to write faster.newayz fanx for that dan.

    which types of machines are the best to play ??
    coz bell fruit seem awful and hav gt the blocks???

    baz

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    If you're 17 and losing a fortune baz, do yourself a favour and quit while you're behind, 'cause it'll only get worse. (Particularly as you get older and more cash sources become available to you.)

    "Playable" (i.e. profitable) machines are in decline, with more and more people chasing what's left, and whilst they won't all make money, they will leave lots of dead machines behind them that you won't win off.

    Winning on fruities ain't easy, in fact, it's harder than it ever has been, seriously mate, don't bother, and spend the cash on something else.
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    I would write more clearly for a start. A lot of people will start to read it then give up and not reply.
    Any time you aggressively play seven deuce off suit, the universe will bend the laws of short term probability in order to re-balance the long term probability abuses by those trashy players who only play premium hands

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    I would take turnips advice, been if you've been playing fruitties for a while the best advice to 'guide' you on NOT losing loads, if go around your local area, take a note of the machine names that are available Ie: Vamp it UP, All Fired UP, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Jackpoteers etc. Then come back to this site, search for all the information on the machines you've found and I MEAN search... there's shit loads of info on this site, find the 'best' machines of the bunch which sound the easiest to do on here and give them a try.

    As soon as you start playing just 2-3 machines and making around £50-150 profit, you will soon realise fruitties are a load of bollocks and you'll be glad you listened to my advice of sticking to just 2-3 machines.

    Greed and Common Sense will kick in, but try and control it, trust me, I blitzed a Credit Card @ 18, on £500 JP machines, not a good route to go down mate, thank god I took my time and stuck to my own machines weekly I've probably made a good few grand in the past couple of years, thats with kicking the urges in the teeth and realising that profiting is what I play for NOT fun.

    Be wise mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyC
    I blitzed a Credit Card @ 18

    I know what thats like I managed to go from Zero debt at 17 to 16k at 20 I was lucky to be bailed out by a family member who im still paying back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyC
    I would take turnips advice, been if you've been playing fruitties for a while the best advice to 'guide' you on NOT losing loads, if go around your local area, take a note of the machine names that are available Ie: Vamp it UP, All Fired UP, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Jackpoteers etc. Then come back to this site, search for all the information on the machines you've found and I MEAN search... there's shit loads of info on this site, find the 'best' machines of the bunch which sound the easiest to do on here and give them a try.

    As soon as you start playing just 2-3 machines and making around £50-150 profit, you will soon realise fruitties are a load of bollocks and you'll be glad you listened to my advice of sticking to just 2-3 machines.
    Yeah but let's say he actually does find a few good machines? You can bet your arse they'll be getting hit regularly by players with more experience than him who'll consistently take all the value out of them, and without the experience to know when to stop or cut and run, I still think he's going to be on a one way ticket to more heavy losses.

    TBH I can't see how anyone getting into this game now can expect to turn any sort of long-term profit, I still say the best advice of all is don't bother at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chopley Turnip
    TBH I can't see how anyone getting into this game now can expect to turn any sort of long-term profit, I still say the best advice of all is don't bother at all.
    Couldn't be closer to the truth tbqfh
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    The best advice is of course not to play but how many people who visit here will of stopped playing?

    Best advice yo can have is what Danny said and limit what machines you play and read about machines here.
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