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    She put £1 into a red gaming, the recent one similar to FUS, going well all features green and 1 red, looking like the dead board that gives you a fiver - apparently not after telling her the options (not what to do I might add) she got to 10 quid (me smiling and thinking collect) no - she went on a 4 blue and got the number 10 for £12 and at this point I'm thinking its way 2 random oh and no safe cash, I said collect or go on the number which ever way you think its gonna go (collect obviously in mind) no - she went high on the 10!!!! I would have had a go at her but I was 1hr late meeting here so couldnt argue! Damn women - always lucky but F*ck it up! Oh and now she wants me to teach her how to play, I said one word "DISCIPLINE!" take a loss etc... now shes playing all the time! Its not good! And I did teach her everything she'd probably make more than me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justanewone
    She put £1 into a red gaming, the recent one similar to FUS, going well all features green and 1 red, looking like the dead board that gives you a fiver - apparently not after telling her the options (not what to do I might add) she got to 10 quid (me smiling and thinking collect) no - she went on a 4 blue and got the number 10 for £12 and at this point I'm thinking its way 2 random oh and no safe cash, I said collect or go on the number which ever way you think its gonna go (collect obviously in mind) no - she went high on the 10!!!! I would have had a go at her but I was 1hr late meeting here so couldnt argue! Damn women - always lucky but F*ck it up! Oh and now she wants me to teach her how to play, I said one word "DISCIPLINE!" take a loss etc... now shes playing all the time! Its not good! And I did teach her everything she'd probably make more than me!

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    lol, last night I was playing a nwe machine- Mad Money or something by QPS and on the first feature board ((It's a typical hi lo machine)) I hit hi for some reason, it was on an 11! I shit blue lights but fortunetely it let me off and the 12 came in... phew... I suppose this was a good sign but I just collected a fiver and left it.

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    It let you go higher than an 11 for a 12 and you took a fiver and left it... wtf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyC
    It let you go higher than an 11 for a 12 and you took a fiver and left it... wtf?
    Indeed, sounds like it was on a unlocked board..

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    if it's the machine im thinking of, with a spinning disc on inner glass (top), how or why?, would going higher than an 11 designate an unlocked board? only ever seen one, name escapes me at this particular time?'?!

    talking of newish machines..yuk, has anyone seen a really new bfm, that looks very similar to rich geezer??, with a few changes..i nearly ran when i saw it. new ones eh??

    pah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpha bravo
    if it's the machine im thinking of, with a spinning disc on inner glass (top), how or why?, would going higher than an 11 designate an unlocked board? only ever seen one, name escapes me at this particular time?'?!

    talking of newish machines..yuk, has anyone seen a really new bfm, that looks very similar to rich geezer??, with a few changes..i nearly ran when i saw it. new ones eh??

    pah...
    Sounds to me like it could be Top Gear?

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    A new Bell Fruit machine similar to Rich Geezer is Jackpot Jokers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyC
    It let you go higher than an 11 for a 12 and you took a fiver and left it... wtf?
    Most of these machines will give you a free gamble on the first number, never mind the jp's is the same- not all the time but it does 90% of the time let you win the first gamble, no matter if you go higher than an 11.

    I'd normally have played on and forced but it was the first time on the machine and i couldn't be arsed doing it cos I was out with my mates for a pint... not out to simply gamble for once!

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    Hmmm, but it let you go higher than an 11 PLUS it was offering 5 pound wins?
    Shoulda carried on imo.
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    My missus hated gambling before she was with me. how things change!
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    I can see why a lot of other people on this site dont take any family/girlfriends on their runs, would make me feel really guilty if she started losing, even though I am not twisting her arm to play she wouldn't have played if it wasn't for me. Never again...
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