Simpsons Beer Guide
Right then i think this is an old machine but i have a 5JP near me and wondered if there was ever anything on it as it seems to be on version 1. If there was ever an emptier for it that is now public knowledge i wouldn't mind knowing.
Ta
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Any time you aggressively play seven deuce off suit, the universe will bend the laws of short term probability in order to re-balance the long term probability abuses by those trashy players who only play premium hands
think theres something on stop and step like it timed out to whatever was 3 below the winline on some versions im not sure though
Stop n step..blue bar on winline...let time out
Red bar....wedge for JP.
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Confucius finally add "man may deal, but man may not 'know' deal"
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Any time you aggressively play seven deuce off suit, the universe will bend the laws of short term probability in order to re-balance the long term probability abuses by those trashy players who only play premium hands
Excellent 11's is also skill JP, not sure whether this can trigger a streak too...
As we used to have a £25 and the wife used to get excellent 11's within about 10-15 in, then stop on 11 for JP, next pound in was IM... everytime?
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Originally Posted by Dice Man
As Kidgloves says Blue Bar Timeout and Red Bar Wedge for Stop n Step on the middle reel, but it can jump, I imagine it wouldnt on a 5jp, played one ages ago and it seemed to be quiet good due to the win values compared to the 15/25. Knowing the blocks helps, the pears seem the main block on a modetately played m/c (being done and getting played).
I'll elaborate on Stop n Step just in case (middle reel) - Whatever is 3 above the reel it will give when u wedge the reel (thats holding the middle button, letting go and holding quickly after - just incase anyone who doesnt know what that means), can jump. If a good win is 4 below then let the reel spin and it will give it (this can also jump - well same sort of thing).
It is worth knowing that Hiddens NEVER jump.
Dave
As Kidgloves says Blue Bar Timeout and Red Bar Wedge for Stop n Step on the middle reel, but it can jump, I imagine it wouldnt on a 5jp, played one ages ago and it seemed to be quiet good due to the win values compared to the 15/25. Knowing the blocks helps, the pears seem the main block on a modetately played m/c (being done and getting played).
I'll elaborate on Stop n Step just in case (middle reel) - Whatever is 3 above the reel it will give when u wedge the reel (thats holding the middle button, letting go and holding quickly after - just incase anyone who doesnt know what that means), can jump. If a good win is 4 below then let the reel spin and it will give it (this can also jump - well same sort of thing).
It is worth knowing that Hiddens NEVER jump.
Dave
P.S. - Cfdu (Chez) the numbers only show on the 25, had it confirmed earlier by 2 ppl. Oh and pm me.
'3 above and 4 below, that is all ye need to know...'
Useful information 6 or 7 years ago...![]()
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6/7 years ago?
Hell its still good now lol. got a £25 and £5 here (one in amusement arcade though so dodgey)..
Always nice for a quick rip from stop/step.
On thing to definatly keep an eye on is extra life/no lose when on the features/cash and nudges as a two jumps up (higher than 11, lower than 12) can often get you in a postion for a quick JP steal.
As for getting homer 'drunk' for the IM.. I wouldnt count on that.. I cant remember ever seeing it come in on its own without using extra life/no lose bonus.
As for IM dont moe say something on entry? 'Hey whats going on over there?' or does it say that anyway.. *shrug* in any case IM is pretty obvious anyway.
On a side note.. its posible to die on an IM board on Homersmelt down and Beerguide as far as I recall.. skillstop to skateboard or skill the ? to lose on a beer guide.. but not 100% on this.. and wouldnt recommend knockbacks anyway.
Why has it come to this?
Your right Scott it was Moe saying 'Whats going on here', didnt think it was possible to die on the m/c's, never tried hitting the skateboard on Meltdown, but not sure on Beer Guide - Reel Skill - Hit Lose maybe, anyone wanna try it? Thought not (unless you have one at home)
Dave
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