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    Post rofl check this out...

    I dont know whether it would be right of me to post the link but searching for current bandits on ebay I comes across this, I've seen the scams and and the scamming history book type ebooks, but FOOOOOK me check this one out:


    emptier system for new barcrest fruit machines

    Current bid: £200.00




    Time left: 2 days 5 hours
    7-day listing, Ends 13-May-05 19:40:41 BST
    Start time: 06-May-05 19:40:41 BST
    History: 1 bid (£200.00 starting bid)

    its already had a bid? or this could be a fool-proof scam where he's told someone to signup until someone actually DOES bid then he retracts the first users bid...

    Q: Does this system work?

    A: Yes, works very well

    Q: How does it empty the machine?

    A: By manipulating the machine into thinking it hasnt paid out, when it has.

    Q: How much could be mayed?

    A: There is no limit as long as you find the machines.

    Q: How much have you earned?

    A: In one night there were 3 machines in one pub and i took £185 out of all 3.

    Q: What if i get cought?

    A: This system is 100% legal so no worrys there.

    ROFL?

    then to follow with:
    Q: Hi, do you actually send this item or is it like an ebook that you email?
    11-May-05
    A: comes as text file via email or can print out and send in the post




    Q: Are you using a tool?
    10-May-05
    A: no we are not roding the machines this is a system any more help email me




    Q: find this very hard to belive mate,, all barcrest's hoppers only hold £125 when full.. where did you get the other £60 from!
    09-May-05
    A: need to read better m8 took £185 out off 3 machines not one just the one??????? In one night there were 3 machines in one pub and i took £185 out of all...more

    I dont see a point to this post as such as its been going on for ages, but this is a kinda new one to me? I mean £200? wtf... and its just a 'text file' or ebook... seriously, would it not be good to put something together like a petition or something for one of us to be a moderator of the amusement section on ebays site to prevent these illiterate and ludacris scams?

    Just wanted some opinions
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    The exact same thing was posted on Ebay a couple of weeks ago. There was over 10 bids but all from new members under 30 days old

    Would be interesting to see what he actually sends though if you won it.
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    You go ahead and buy it JG, i'll donate (as im sure others will) some V chips to cover your expense




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    He wouldn't need to retract the first users bid as such, could just let him win although he would then have to pay the selling fees. It's called shil bidding and is not permitted on Ebay. I used to do it all the time through numerous personal accounts.

    I expect he will send you the SRM method.

    Someone will probably buy it if he leaves them up long enough. Can't fault the lad for selling it to be honest, it's the people that buy it that want there head looking at.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stew
    You go ahead and buy it JG, i'll donate (as im sure others will) some V chips to cover your expense

    Wow great Do you think he will accept Vchips as payment? How many Vchips to the pound?
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    true

    nb: bah JG posted just as I did, I wanted mine to be below a1's
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    he will probably send knockbacks/free streak/supercharged. or nothing at all.
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    If he is seriously expecting someone to fork out £200 for it, you'd have thought he'd at least make sure his spelling was good.

    "mayed" and "cought" doesn't really install someone with the confidence to part with that kind of money.

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    lol £200 for the first bid.

    He probably got one of his mates to put in the bid and he'll pay him back if no fool falls for it.

    As you all know, why would people sell something or even consider share info that as he says, made him £185 in on night? I know I wouldn't want to share it and lose out on my own potential profit. He'd make for much money using the 'emptier' for himself.

    Let me, £185 a night hey, that's £57,720 a year, and that's with taking Sundays off

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