Shark Raving Mad

[E$cobar]

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[levartemit]

There is something for this, i just dont know what. All seem to be flat these days...

[Totty2]

they are flat because every **** knows how to to rip a Quick JP. If you find that you have put 30 in and no JP, its not much further off a SRM streak.

Theres a even fucking girl trying to bum them in Leeds. goes around hitting the buttons faster than a fast **** thinking shes all that.

Why I ought to wipe that smug face off.

[Booked_moss]

Theres a even fucking girl trying to bum them in Leeds. goes around hitting the buttons faster than a fast **** thinking shes all that.

Why I ought to wipe that smug face off.

Could be me in my special weekend outfit!

[Aaron]

i know what you mean, there is this guy who always hits the buttons so fast he sumtimes misses things like holds ect.. was amazing yesterday as i took j/p and 8 quid afters from pharos gold only to see him walk through the door and pile this machine. was even happy for my mate to go 50/50 with me for the pure fact i knew it was gunna pay j/p within a tenner and he had lost a fair bit to srm that day. but to see his smug face when a superhold gave jackpot.

[a1056688]

i know what you mean, there is this guy who always hits the buttons so fast he sumtimes misses things like holds ect.. was amazing yesterday as i took j/p and 8 quid afters from pharos gold only to see him walk through the door and pile this machine. was even happy for my mate to go 50/50 with me for the pure fact i knew it was gunna pay j/p within a tenner and he had lost a fair bit to srm that day. but to see his smug face when a superhold gave jackpot.

Yes....but....if youre talking about who I think youre talking about, the guy can regularly make well in excess of £500+ a week so he probably won't give a shit. Did he play te wombat aswell by any chance? Royals Amusements maybe?

The reasons he will have walked in and pile that particular machine was because discipline says "dont play anything else", especially some millionhare clone shite like pharos gold. "go all the way", yea right? I would if you'd ever let me"

Hitting the buttons quickly comes naturally as you have been playing for longer. Its the same as the frustration decreases. If you have regularly been playing machines (and im talking hours every day) for years then you will naturally hit the buttons fast and show little emotion whether your £100 into something or taking £100 out.

Example. Oasis will have been over the moon when they made their first million, now they probably wouldnt be bothered if they lost it on the floor or made it in 5 minutes.

P.S No it wasnt me.

[Topthelot]

[quote="Booked_moss"]

Theres a even fucking girl trying to bum them in Leeds. goes around hitting the buttons faster than a fast **** thinking shes all that.

Why I ought to wipe that smug face off.

bloody hell totty, that girl REALLY gets your goat (i thought shes quite cute )

[Totty2]

Eurgh Top.

She mings.

And yes, she does get my goat. And the goatee on my arse. Anyone want to sell me a 2 by 4?

"excuse me love..."

"what?"

"How comes you are... WHACK...such a ****?"

[stew]

now that's what i call bitter

[a1056688]

Eurgh Top.

She mings.

And yes, she does get my goat. And the goatee on my arse. Anyone want to sell me a 2 by 4?

"excuse me love..."

"what?"

"How comes you are... WHACK...such a ****?"

Ian, if its still in 1 piece when you've finished leathering her with it, pass it my way, I've got a few liveley ones need dishing out!