question time y'all

[Fruity_Expert]

if you could take a min out your time i have arranged a little question package for you :

1) do u prefer crazy cobra or jackpot of the genie ?

2) would you rather played a semi buzzed VIU or a buzzing off its nut hulk?

3) do you play stupid when chavs offer advice

4) best awp of the last two years

5) worst awp of the last two years

6) best recent club machine?

7) most wank manufactuer

8 ) witnessed any fit women playing machines

9) most spent on an awp ?

10) funniest fruity for sounds/artwork


cheers all

[fray]

if you could take a min out your time i have arranged a little question package for you :

Very bored so here you go

1) do u prefer crazy cobra or jackpot of the genie ?

Crazy Cobra

2) would you rather played a semi buzzed VIU or a buzzing off its nut hulk?

hulk

3) do you play stupid when chavs offer advice

don't have chavs where i play

4) best awp of the last two years

money - bedazzled / supercharged
play - crazy trails / hellraiser

5) worst awp of the last two years

any bellfruit
cash adder
QUAKE !

6) best recent club machine?

cannonball run

7) most wank manufactuer

bellfruit

8 ) witnessed any fit women playing machines

once, sharked her good and proper

9) most spent on an awp ?

£80 (loss) £90 in another for £70 back

10) funniest fruity for sounds/artwork

none really stand out...not the most artistic of things are they?


cheers all

[Scott]

1) do u prefer crazy cobra or jackpot of the genie ?
Cobra
2) would you rather played a semi buzzed VIU or a buzzing off its nut hulk?
VIU
3) do you play stupid when chavs offer advice
Yeah cus then they are like creaming their pants thinking I am gonna lose big.
4) best awp of the last two years
Supercharge
5) worst awp of the last two years
Any bellfruit
6) best recent club machine?
None
7) most wank manufactuer
Bellfruit and RED on the same level.
8 ) witnessed any fit women playing machines
Of ocurse but only in pubs
9) most spent on an awp ?
Biggest loss was about £150 on a £25 JP (lo-tec)
10) funniest fruity for sounds/artwork
King Kebab without a doubt

[a1056688]

What is the purpose of such questions?

Do we get an analytical breakdown of responses?

Answers:

8 ) Yes, the Mrs. Only once mind, i let her hit the last shot on a note runner top feature. She only went and hit it. £100, thankyou very much. (Guess who's pocket the extra 25 went in)

I can't be bothered to answer the rest. Pretty much agree with Scotty.

[Fruity_Expert]

Is it me or are all of a1056688's responses either taking the piss or being sarcastic. Its a fruit machine message board mate, ergo me asking questions about said subejct.

if you havent got a sensible reply, why bother replying at all.

sounds like you've come straight from arcadia mate.

yeah the amount of times my mrs has hit the 100 mark on note runner is quite a few. shes also had the VIU streak go for £75 by tapping the start button. she's also put in the lucky quid that done the £75 streak on cops n robbers. did i tell you about the time the mrs pressed the start button on club card shark and it rolled in the jackpot. man she is lucky.

the sad thing is, you probably dont even have a gf. i do, and as a rule never include her in gambling or make her go near a machine. the above crap was me being sarcastic.

[weazel]

aye well my dad will knock both yer dads out

[a1056688]

Is it me or are all of a1056688's responses either taking the piss or being sarcastic.

Not all of them, just when YOU have posted something stupid.

Its a fruit machine message board mate, ergo me asking questions about said subejct.

if you havent got a sensible reply, why bother replying at all.

sounds like you've come straight from arcadia mate.

Your use of the words w**k and chav summarise things here .


The answer i gave to question 8 was one of truth and not sarcasm. I simply want to know your purpose for asking a list of questions that have little in common.

With regards to never involving a gf in gambling i agree although im sure you will appreciate an opportunity to win on a full buzzing Note Runner whilst waiting for a meal to arrive is a little bit tempting.

I asked a question earlier in the week regarding % settings in each area as i wish to know if they vary across regions. What is the point in asking if anyone has seen a fit women playing a machine? Does it have any relevance to you playing? Will it add to your knowledge base?

The below link sums things up.
http://www.gambling-guide.co.uk/phpB...ighlight=#9057

Now i refuse to downgrade this site through petty arguments. Your comments have been taken on board, i will consider any reponses to your threads more carefully in future.

Regards

[fray]

Flame war ahoy

harmless fun really, i was bored and answered big deal.

Let's not get involved in petty shite - it's only the internet. Im sure if i met any of you irl (and any of you did the same) we'd all have a pint and a laugh...

[Fruity_Expert]

i wont post anymore.

i'll take my chav vivid pro methods with me.

seeya in arcadia all.

[Topthelot]

1) do u prefer crazy cobra or jackpot of the genie ?
both a bit too tightly coded for me. Crazy Cobra as it wont fist you for £20

2) would you rather played a semi buzzed VIU or a buzzing off its nut hulk?
dont play hulk - just too dull gameplay. VIU as always chance of an easy steal

3) do you play stupid when chavs offer advice
yep

4) best awp of the last two years
has to be dosh n pecks or VIU. quite like FUS as well (ambitious programming)


5) worst awp of the last two years
too many to mention - all BFMS. GGG/ CBW 'crests and clones. 'crests Hyper Viper (truly woeful). JPMs fantaztec (not the gameplay but the cabinet design)

6) best recent club machine?
dont play 'em

7) most wank manufactuer
QPS (safe and boring) Red (rude at times, plain fucking rude)

8 ) witnessed any fit women playing machines
only a few quid in student pubs

9) most spent on an awp ?
£110 in a Red Aftershock for no more than £40 or so back

10) funniest fruity for sounds/artwork
BKR has great tunes. ont pay too muh attention to design but did like Big Cheese and Top Dog