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    not happy.. wasted 60 notes today in total on poxy 25p machines.. i'll never learn

    but anyway, i was playing all fired up, spunked in 15 quid and pushed away a few small wins going for JP seemd to be playing.. hadn't got any more change on me so i just went 5 metres away to the change machine, i'd noticed some old granny carefully looking over me and the machine since i started on it.. So as i turned to collect the change i turn round and this woman sharker that looked 70 slots in a quid. I went over and said i was on this machine, and just getting change.. She said it's my problem.. lol fair enough, then on that quid, she gets in feature, super hold HOT and scoops jackers off it!! lol.. old and experienced, that'll teach me not to carry enough change!

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    Whoever said "respect your elders" can f*ck off as far as I am concerned, that is one of the most annoying things ever having your machine stolen during good play. And who would have thought it would be the poor innocent old lady who looks like she is about to pop her clogs .

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    should of left a credit in there!

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    Yeah but she would have most likely stolen that too! I know I have on a few rare occasions when I have been drinking and don't notice that there is one in there, so I tend to play my money off quickly before they return :P .

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    hehe i'll make sure to shark her if i see her again, don't stopp to that usually but in this case..!

    i usually do leave a credit or two in there, just sod's law that she even won JP on that one quid lol

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    Just remid her that she will be dead soon and you will play the machine once shes dead and take her pension out (and piss on her grave if your a sick fuck).

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    Really hate old people!!! Old grannies are always the worst sharks too. Maybe a bit harsh though Booked!!!

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    i agree with you booked.. lol

    Y do all the old people give dodgy looks as if we are doing something wrong when we win? then tell someone that we are doing something dodgy...

    must be jelous as we have got more years of playing time left then them..
    Okey Dokey, Roll em

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    "I hate old people".
    This has to be one of the most stupid things anyone can say.
    I just hope when you guys are old you don't meet too many young people with that attitude.

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