Look @ what I just read!!

[patty boy]

this was taken from a so-called information message board on a fruit machine website (no prizes for guessing which one):

Hi.
This is my first message on one of these Internet boards. I have trawled through many messages and it struck me that this board has the highest number of knowledgable members posting.
However it has to be said and I cannot refrain from saying it for too much longer, that I am the best fruit machine player on here.
Come to think of it I am the best fruit machine player in the country.
The actual standard of many people's fruit machine playing on here is poor. Very poor.
I'm not blowing my own trumpet, I'm not saying I'm Mr. Amazing or anything like that.
It's just that when you are as good as I am at winning money on fruit machines it's hard not to mention it on the Internet.
I'm actually incredibly modest. If I was to overwhelm you with the full details of my fruit exploits and encounters many of you would die of shame. Instantly.
It's not that I like to keep syaing how GOOD I really am at playing fruit machines, it's just that it'd be a lie to say otherwise, so unfortunately I have to remind you of the fact that I am the best fruit machine player in the world.
Now some of you will be reading this and thinking I am big headed, arrogant and full of my own importance.
Good on you, but hey you're hardly in any position to say that and that is not the case. When you are as fantastic as I am on fruit machines you are always right and I can tell you all that you are wrong.
I am the best fruit machine player in the Universe and that is neither an idle brag or an arrogant boast. It is the hard truth.
Normally I don't keep harping on about this as it is a delicate subject that I am better than anyone else at fruit machines. However for those of you sufferring form amnesia I AM the best fruit machine player in any of the multiple universes that may or may not exist.
Thankyou for reading and don't forget the fact that I am simply better than you are at playing fruit machines.
Goodbye.

[stan31]

TWAT!!

[empsburna]

The poor poor thing. I bet the bloke is about 50 and still living with his mother.

Loser with a capital L.

[BigRed]

Piss take, surely?!

[stueylithgo]

aye i agree sits in his room with his spiderman wallpaper and bed sheets sad little man!

[bacontrout32]

methinks there was just the slightest hint of irony in the message - more of a crank at the real posters of arcadia (im assuming...) which cant be bad.

[empsburna]

where is this arcadia when its at home? whats the story with that?

[kidgloves]

Arcadia....is it really what we want? Cut and pastes from over there? That's why I post here...sure we all read Arcadia for a laugh but I don't want to see it over here thanks!
The only half decent product to be named Arcadia was the fuck hard shoot em up on the Vic 20 some years back.

[Slotterman]

The only half decent product to be named Arcadia was the fuck hard shoot em up on the Vic 20 some years back.

On the Vic?
Don't you mean on the JPM,5 years ago?

[kidgloves]

Nah, I'm talking a proper space invaders game where you literally had to be pixel perfect to get anywhere! Remember the Vic 20 anyone?? It had something like 3k memory unless you had a 5k ram extension plugged in the back!
Oh, and yes..the jpm fruity wasn't too bad either...especially for SEU..