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    Was visiting my old man in devon last week and found a pub with 3 old school fruit machines.(crazy fruits, Snake RR and The Royal family)
    To my surprise all were unchipped!
    SRR took £100 off 20 didnt want to IOU it as it was my dads local.
    Next up TRF after gettin a shed load of silver from the change machine thought id try the emptier on this one
    BINGO! another £75 profit
    Now i was gettin greedy but i never thought the 'line em up' trick was going to work on crazy fruits!!!! Only had £65 in the machine, but the stupid barman walked across and said "yeah a lots been in the machine recently i thought it would pay out, how much do i owe you! what a day

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    I would be praising rather than abusing this barman, regardless of his IQ level. You should consider yourself very fortunate to have been paid a machine IOU without even having had to argue for the payout.

    PS I don't work as a barman and unfortunately I have no idea where the location you found these machines is.

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    Isle of Man full of jokers without a clue, the best of which was when I accidently IOU'd SC for £20.

    I claimed the buttons didn't work and I had no idea what had gone wrong. They called the engineer out, refilled it for me and I took another £80 out, I was amused.

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    lmao - IOU'ed Bank Raid few weeks back. Bank Raid to £125 then back on the board to a £15 big four. Leisure Link man was not impressed to say the least!

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    This must be a different program version? Every time i've taken the ton from the top on Bank Raid (very rare in itself) it doesn't ever offer any more chance of a repeat as you have gone all the way across the top?

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    I agree with crazy jimmy. Sounds like this guy is full of sh*t.
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    me too jimmy, i dont understand why people lie. Just defeats the whole object of this board!!!

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    HA HA HA...now this is a post worth taking the piss out of.
    £125? Bollocks.
    Confucius say "man who know wombat know more than stupid looking monkey"
    Confucius also say "man who know Kebab has 60 inch waist"
    Confucius finally add "man may deal, but man may not 'know' deal"

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    well seeing as the top only goes to £100, 125 would be some going. i have had the 100 and it just stops.
    you are living proof that god has a sense of humour.

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    Joking I aint guys - i have watched that machine like a hawk for a fortnight and thats whats paid out. For some strange reason it doesnt let you on the board after every third bonus anymore?

    //Edited// CFDU - you are more than welcome to come and witness this amazin feat if you want, PM me for location details.

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