violence

[weazel]

have anybody ever really lost their temper wiv a fruit machine? i mean proper lost it!!.
arrived early at the beach club last nite so i went in2 the fruites section in the bowling alley arcade 2 wait for my m8s. didnt want 2 waste much money so i was happily playin a 5p jumpin gems. i was just hitting the exchange button when WHAM aw u fuckin **** WHAM WHAM WHAM. some wee twat on the machine next to me has gone mental he was punchin and kickin the machine and swearing like it was goin outta fashion. next thing he goes up 2 the change machine gets a 20 changed and begins 2 play again and sure enough 5 mins later WHAM fuckin ****in machine. i've seen people get pissed b4 never that madly.
must be somthing 2 do with those daft baseball caps with a hoodie over the top heatin their wee brains up 2 much

[piemuncher]

I saw some guy in a diamond cable jacket doing that. It was hilarious, every pound that went in pounded the start button further inside the machine..I think he was the co*k that broke our pie-factory

Funny thing was he was doing it from about his third quid!

[weazel]

aye the people that think the harder u push the start button the more likely the machine is to offer big wins. which is funny til ur playin the machine and the the start button is stuck so turbo gambles are buggered or else the hi or lo button is screwed.

[Scott]

I have seen someone smash the fuck outta a barcrest.. cant remember which but I think a spiker the biker.. and I mean really smashed the front panel where the feature board is.. whacked it with his fist several times and he was bleading pretty badly eh..

If you cant handle losses why play?

[Slotterman]

I saw someone put his fist through the glass of a Barx once and split what looked like an artery...blood spurted like a fountain...not a pretty sight.But the bastards who owned the arcade got him arrested for criminal damage!
Clots...or some other 4 letter word beginning with c and ending with t...

[jono2003]

my dad kicked one once really funny i have found on some machines if uwant to win if u had a ?mark and its flashing on the board not on screen u hold start and cancel and let it ok it work for me what xtralife cuase u know if u dont do that what would it land on

[dannydan]

someone in a pub/club near me put his fist through one has well then just walked out the glass was everywhere it just shattered rather then broke
p.s.
slotterman ****s is a 5 letter word
no offence.

[kidgloves]

The cleverer programmer will add a sound effect at some point that will really wind you up...example...Italian Job 3 turned up to the max..hit that game over square and your blood pressure rises only to be compounded by that crap Caine impression saying "Shut up".