Grannies...

[kidgloves]

How do they do it ?
Tonight a granny was playing a Golden Game....she really didn't have a clue what she was doing apart from the basic understanding of nudge sound = press buttons = try and get 3 things in a row. So anyway..she gets a flash on the golden x .. unaware of this she nudges in 3 normal x's for a £5....I wait to see if the machine is going to keep flashing..sure enough it does and lo and behold £85 YES..£85 QUID later it finally dies and she's none the wiser why it happened but says someone must be looking down on her tonight...THEN..THEN..being a dumb granny she carries on and I expect her to take at least a £60 shafting with no play at all BUT NO..SHE IS A GRANNY..they have seperate rules for them..she recycles a tenner before dropping the bars for £25 and I'm thinking..this couldn't have gone any better if I was playing it by the book...then she goes and gets the hold aswell...a textbook force undertaken by an unwitting pensioner...for fucks sake why don't I just lie down and let a fruit machine run me over.

[silver101]

Funny.........I blame powergen for charging so much for gas and elec. Cos it's cheaper for the old bastards to sit in the boozer and watch us put £'s in - then they hobble up (pretending they don't know what's going on) half a mild in one and and a fag in the other........and rinse the bollocks out of machines - then it is for them to sit at home with the heating on watching Quincy!

An old boy in my local comes in watches for a few hours with the same half, then trotts up and drops a good £45 - one day i'm going to sit him out and wait till he's spent the equivelent of the national debt to get a streak and laugh out load while pointing - then re-claim all my money.....old git's

Where are you based then fella - midlands?
Silver - Notts

[kidgloves]

Live in Leicester now but come from Nottingham actually....Beeston.

[stew]

its the "piss-o-meter" they put in the lower units of lo-tecs's!! once it hits saturation point..................j/p repeats and top feature entry's plentiful!
wonder if my hi-karate could have the same affect ?????




stewart

[kidgloves]

You've still got a bottle of Hai Karate in your possesion?? That's class a drugs you know..it must ming to high heaven.

[weazel]

splash a bit of the hi-karate on the machine in the pub and then stand back to see how many grannies play the machine. could be like sprayin pheramones on it.

[stew]

exactly!!!, the birds i pulled whilst saturated in the stuff was amazing and as i liked a bit of "older", they must be atleast 60+ by now :o (although im sure some of you "elders" probably still use the old spice and brut )



stewart