school holidays *SIGH*

[Topthelot]

so now we must look forward to interminible posts about vivids, numbering and IR/ laser devices

already had the start of the insults - some fool trying to explain his *method* for 6 shooter (ha ha ha) with the opening words of 'you twats'; the first blags for secret info that guarnatees wins on all machines - it doesnt exist and if it did it wouldnt be posted; and the first fake websites packed with info others have been good enough to post

ah well, on the positive side, they'll all be putting their pocket money or holiday job wages into machines and some of us will get it back out. isnt it a pity that schoolkids cant go into pubs between July and September?

nothing against school kids/ teenagers per se (was once one myself, obviously) but they'd to well to read and listen and learn before jumping in

so says old man rapidly approaching 30

[dannydan]

listen prick that was a taster of my play on six shooter you see i work in a pub so when people come in and play i watch and get to know it off of there money and if you ask me "vivids" were built for kids have you played raise the roof it practicaly tells you what it's gonna do i like six shooter because it's a good theme but i mostly play club machines and i am not a f-ing school kid i am 17 okay so i am not the most expirenced player but i could tell you a few things about global clubs

[Topthelot]

is this a joke, prollly not - well thanx for the light relief anyway

Sample 1: "listen prick...i am not a f-ing school kid i am 17 okay...i could tell you a few things about global clubs"

Sample 2: "you prick you ask player any real player club machines don't hold wins...i don't program them but i get enough money out of them to buy your mum for the night which is only a couple of quid...you fucking twat"

i'm sure one of the maths guys on here could construct a formula that proves there is direct inverse correlation between XYZ and AB
where X is the number of swear words
where Y is number of spelling mistakes
where Z is percentage use of sms text language per sentence
and A is experience/ knowledge of AWP
B is profit potential excluding luck and other random factors

[stew]

and like you said Top, schools out



stewart

[Booked_moss]

Dannydan,

your attitude is annoying please stop being a wanker.

[dannydan]

you are the one who started on me saying i was a kid thats compare wins or you decide a way to end this i am sorry to of offended anyone but club machines don't hold wins it's a fact what club machines have you played please say
utter nutter
crazy streak
cause i know them like the back of my hand and if oyu are thirty and you only way out of you pathetic little life is to slag off KIDS on a forum then you really need to get out more
can't wait to read your reply dick head

[Scott]

Real playing is not for kids who can't even construct a sentance without a swear word in it..

I think we need an active moderator to keep a watch out over the board now until september time.. then a extra month or so while the kids get back together and 'show' each other how professional they have become in gambling..

It is inevitable that the youngsters (1 will play for the first time.. whack in £5 and JP it.. then they will believe they have some skills..

I dont mind anyone asking questions even 'stupid' ones but the board getting filled up with stupid stuff by pretentious kids is not good..

Seriously, people need to keep the ranting and raving out of this board else it will end up like Arcadia(?).

Regards,
Scotty

[stew]

i blame the teachers!!!



stewart

[dannydan]

i am only retaliating to the verbal accusations that i was a victom of i am more than willing to be civilised with you and to swap information with you on machines and i apoligise to you and to anyone else that i have offended now have any of you played big shot by red gaming i find it ok but it can quickly eat a tenner and i can swear that i have put 5 in and it has been backing and then another 5 goes in and abra cadabra it's not i have got the JP 4 times but only by fluke~~~~~~~~
1.got coconut shy : skill features :cashpot
2.on board with green bonus and skill features big shot used bonus
3.collected mystery win : 15 : lower than an 11 got JP
4.got big shot and it gave me 25 i think it does this whenever you get it but i have only got it once and have never seen anybody else get it
:::::tip:::::
if you get WALTZERS then just let it time out and it gives jackpot seen it happen twice and read about it on another forum {realfruits}
[sorry if i have spelt anything wrong]

[stew]

Red's false back!! so be careful Dan




stewart