Bloopers I've actually seen in Fruit machines.

1. Some guy collected £1 on Top Tenner when he looked as though he meant to take Mega Cash! (Press Exchange then).

2. Another guy presses COLLECT on Psycho Cash Beast so he can get REEL MAGIC. Unfortunately, he was nudging the JP symbol in view (quite right) but forgot to press CANCEL and got a lovely autonudged quid!

3. Also on PCB, this bloke I know won't take RM even if JP is nudge-able because he thinks it "upsets the streak". He only takes JP off the top zone or nudges.

4. I went lower than a 10 on Grand National (an old ACE machine) and got a 10!!! It counted as a 'right' answer.

5. Played a 5p Super Pots with £10 JP. Took Fruit Stoppa, got yellow bars for a pound, But it actually gives me the cashpot instead, which is at the max £10, then gives 3 repeats. I've seen this several times, and this mysterious Cashpot force only seems to happen on the yellow bars.

6. I helped my mate play Games Bond 006 (Barcrest oldie). He gets skill in the middle, so I offer to do it. I say "Double Agent" is probably worthwhile, mate says "OK!", then it proceeds to give him EIGHT £3 wins which pays out in cash. Bugger, the real sickener is that it was a £6 token JP and I hoped he would get £24 of tokens seeing I didn't get anything.

7. Guy plays Tick Tock Nudges and he gets an unlimited amount, then gets excited as he nudges the middle reel several times and gets 10p!

8. Dame playing Ooh, aah, Dracula collects Seventh Heaven, and I try to look at the reels and see a blue 7 on the winline with a red 7 above and also a red 7 below. In other words, mixed 7s either way!

9. Somebody I know who claims he's an "bandit expert" tells me how he won "£75, 4 Jackpots" on the Royle Family. Hmm, don't think I've seen an AWP with £18.75 JP before!

10. My fault, I admit. Playing Spin on It, I get Largin' It off the HF. Only hut low stuff, so I took nudges and pressed autonudge for £1.20 instead of X-change to go back on the HF. D'oh!

Oh, well, that's enough for one day! Hope I didn't send you to sleep!Goodbye!

Happy gambling from the:

Wiz Associated Network of Correcting Electronic Reel Shenanigans