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  1. 25th June 2009, 11:06 PM #1
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    Default If you got tickets to a Michael Jackson gig...

    ...bet youre kinda hating it right now...
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    Pretty sure he is dead.
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    all the children of the world can sleep easy tonight.
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    LOL if you boguht your tickets on eBay youre SO FUCKED. Ill bet they were expensive too. Byebye £100.

    If he resurrects himself - itll officially be the best comeback tour in history.

    Artists impression :
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    I can hear the sounds of the plastic surgeons weeping from here!
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    Artists Impression of gig. (Sorry for delay.)



    I also heard Thriller is being rereleased as a documentary?


    This is just like when Jade Goody died - except its okay to poke fun.
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    This looks a bit of a thriller for him. paramedics were called by dirty diana. who gave c.p.r. They pounded on his chest.they beat it they beat it to no avail. an eye witnesses who we will call ben said it looks bad. some news stations are reporting, is he dead or is he alive so as you can see its very black or white i would just like to say say say.. tell me im not dreamingthis is billy jean for new tonight
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    fucks sake, hes only a singer. Millions in mourning? God I hate the Human species.
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    mans not made a good song for about 20 years.

    I cant stand him btw
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPWizard
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