Reason's why internet poker amuses you - vol 55

[Odyssey7]

Don't you just love it when you decide to take a small punt with a hand like 78, the flop comes 7 8 3 and the guy in front goes all in. You call and he shows KK (making you a big favourite).

Then in the chat box you have three or four people say "Fish", "78 What are you thinking""your'e a really bad player etc".

Do people really think they are going to win at tournie poker by only ever playing AA KK QQ AK?

I'll love to see what they would say to Doyle Brunson after he won two titles each one holding the moster hand 10 2.

(Unfortunatly he hit the king on the turn - but of course everyone thought my all in play was the bad play - lol)

[PokerWoody]

omg Fish!!!!

What are you thinking?

[Odyssey7]

[S6TAV]

your probably missing the first bit where he raised 6-7X bb pre flop and you called with 78

Then you would get the ZOMG

[Aidan77]

Only 55 volumes...it feels like so much more.

[Pokersid]

These are the things that make my day

[Barnfather]

I think all the shit talk in the chatbox is quite funny.

When someone starts yelling about 'fish' or 'donk' to anyone on the table, I've found you can shut them up quite quickly by pointing out the irony of using such terms when they themselves are playing micro-stakes online poker

[Barnfather]

Can I also add - people trying to blind steal on the first few levels. It never ceases to amuse me how many people 3bet or 4bet when action folds to them, in order to win something like $30 in chips. Daftness

[Wakou]

Hand #18364A9DEF000421: WassOnline Freeroll T4890095
Tournament ID:4890095, Table 6 (Final Table)
Blinds 2,000/1,000 Ante 100
Seat 1: Spie*** (32303.00 in chips)
Seat 3: Arjo*** (15671.00 in chips)
Seat 5: wakou222 (6040.00 in chips)
Seat 6: lord*** (18339.00 in chips)
Seat 8: thej*** (17647.00 in chips)
wakou222 posts ante of 100
lord argyle posts ante of 100
thejudge686 posts ante of 100
Spiersey posts ante of 100
Arjon posts ante of 100
thej***: posts small blind 1,000
Spie***: posts big blind 2,000
Dealt to wakou222 [ 9c Th ]
Arjo***: folds
wakou222: is all in 5940.0000
lord***: calls

thej***: folds
Spie***: folds
wakou222: shows 9c Th
lord***: shows Jd Ad
Chat box comment, Lord A "I have never seen such loose donk play on an FT"
Wakou222 "Have you seen many FT's Lord A?"
@@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ Ks Tc 5d ]
# # # TURN # # # [ 3s ]
&&& RIVER &&& [ 4s ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
wakou222 wins 15,380 with Pair of Tens

[jingjangjong]

lol