Tilter's Anonymous Thread! Post your tilting moments here!

**PokerWoody** · 25th June 2009, 07:08 PM

Seat 3: Ceyyuz (€139.15)
Seat 5: Woody (€154.85)
Seat 2: bigcocoo7 (€149.12)
Seat 4: ottaja (€142.45)
Seat 1: claudiosh (€150.00)
Ceyyuz posts the small blind of €0.75
ottaja posts the big blind of €1.50
claudiosh posts the big blind of €1.50
bigcocoo7 is the button
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Woody [Jd Ad]
Woody raises €6.75
claudiosh calls €6.75
bigcocoo7 calls €6.75
Ceyyuz calls €6.75
ottaja folds
*** FLOP *** [4d Td 7s]
Ceyyuz checks
Woody bets €18.00
claudiosh raises €37.50
bigcocoo7 folds
Ceyyuz folds
Woody goes all-in with €148.10
claudiosh goes all-in with €143.25
*** TURN *** [4d Td 7s] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [4d Td 7s Qh] [4c]
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot €312.00 | Rake €3.00
Board: [4d Td 7s Qh 4c]
claudiosh won (€312.00), showed [Jc 7c]
bigcocoo7 won (€0.00), mucks
Ceyyuz won (€0.00), mucks
ottaja won (€0.00), mucks
Woody won (€0.00), showed [Jd Ad]

**TylerStroud** · 25th June 2009, 07:27 PM

I hope you decided to rebuy and follow that idiot around?

**PokerWoody** · 25th June 2009, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by TylerStroud

I hope you decided to rebuy and follow that idiot around?

he left after that hand

**TylerStroud** · 25th June 2009, 08:19 PM

Staking his rent money you think?

**francy101** · 14th August 2009, 06:55 PM

"wtf is this retard thinking?"

This title will do. Lmao!
Nice idea btw.

**MrsCasanova** · 23rd November 2009, 11:09 PM

Wow, im new to poker and had no idea that the french played so bad...lol... any tips for a newbie?

**extreme eddie** · 27th January 2010, 03:34 PM

Here's an even better tip, never eat Yellow snow.

**Alexgold0075** · 15th April 2011, 08:48 AM

french playing bad, i cannot say so, coz i saw one french bloke really well, garlic smell really sucks though. And what the hell is a yellow snow. hahaha What does Eddie implies by that. By the way i also hate muppets

**TomPancake** · 25th April 2011, 10:13 PM

Hand Number 1

Table #36551013 - Tournament #21643244 Table #3
Starting Hand #1700111021
Start time of hand: 25 Apr 2011 19:41:49
Last Hand #1700107866
Game Type: OMAHA
Limit Type: POT LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now 150 / 300
Button is at seat 5
Seat 1: KnutHansen - 26,881
Seat 2: ezalb - 9,645
Seat 3: ayeni1010 - 6,152
Seat 4: mrbooyeah - 5,075
Seat 5: ronseal - 7,678
Seat 6: dav20000 - 21,288
Seat 7: IAMTHEGRUDGE - 5,545
Seat 8: Tompancake - 7,885
Seat 9: BoroGeoff - 11,100
Seat 10: carlosx10 - 5,135
Shuffling Deck
Moving Button to seat 6
IAMTHEGRUDGE posts small blind (150)
Tompancake posts big blind (300)
Dealing Cards
Dealing [T h][K c][A c][Q d] to Tompancake
BoroGeoff did not respond in time and is folded
BoroGeoff folds
carlosx10 folds
KnutHansen folds
ezalb folds
ayeni1010 folds
mrbooyeah folds
ronseal folds
dav20000 calls 300
IAMTHEGRUDGE calls 300
Tompancake checks
Pot sizes: 900
Dealing Flop [6 c][Q h][A h]
IAMTHEGRUDGE checks
Tompancake bets 675
dav20000 folds
IAMTHEGRUDGE calls 675
Pot sizes: 2,250
Dealing Turn [A d]
IAMTHEGRUDGE checks
Tompancake checks
Pot sizes: 2,250
Dealing River [5 s]
IAMTHEGRUDGE bets 2,250
Tompancake raises to 4,500
IAMTHEGRUDGE calls 4,500
Pot sizes: 11,250
Tompancake shows [T h][K c][A c][Q d]
Tompancake has Full House, Aces over Queens
IAMTHEGRUDGE mucks
Tompancake wins 11,250 with: Full House, Aces over Queens
Seat 1: KnutHansen - 26,881
Seat 2: ezalb - 9,645
Seat 3: ayeni1010 - 6,152
Seat 4: mrbooyeah - 5,075
Seat 5: ronseal - 7,678
Seat 6: dav20000 - 20,988
Seat 7: IAMTHEGRUDGE - 70
Seat 8: Tompancake - 13,660
Seat 9: BoroGeoff - 11,100
Seat 10: carlosx10 - 5,135
End of Hand #1700111021

Note the stack sizes after the hand.

Hand number 2.

Table #36551013 - Tournament #21643244 Table #3
Starting Hand #1700208110
Start time of hand: 25 Apr 2011 20:49:04
Last Hand #1700206035
Game Type: OMAHA
Limit Type: POT LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now 600 / 1,200
Button is at seat 9
Seat 1: basvansas - 18,199
Seat 2: troutreplica - 2,045
Seat 3: pokerkate88 - 39,689
Seat 4: mrbooyeah - 1,825
Seat 5: ronseal - 26,288
Seat 6: ThaMuppet - 8,052
Seat 7: IAMTHEGRUDGE - 32,478
Seat 8: Tompancake - 19,416
Seat 9: Agrokiel - 30,000
Seat 10: carlosx10 - 185
Shuffling Deck
Moving Button to seat 10
basvansas posts small blind (600)
troutreplica posts big blind (1,200)
Dealing Cards
Dealing [K h][T c][K c][Q s] to Tompancake
pokerkate88 calls 1,200
mrbooyeah folds
ronseal folds
ThaMuppet raises to 5,400
IAMTHEGRUDGE calls 5,400
Tompancake raises to 19,416 (all-in)
Agrokiel folds
carlosx10 folds
basvansas folds
troutreplica folds
pokerkate88 folds
ThaMuppet calls 8,052 (all-in)
IAMTHEGRUDGE calls 19,416
Pot sizes: 27,156
Pot sizes: 22,728
ThaMuppet shows [J s][T h][J c][Q h]
IAMTHEGRUDGE shows [2 h][8 s][A s][A d]
Tompancake shows [K h][T c][K c][Q s]
Dealing Flop [3 h][6 h][2 d]
Pot sizes: 27,156
Pot sizes: 22,728
Dealing Turn [4 d]
Pot sizes: 27,156
Pot sizes: 22,728
Dealing River [T d]
Pot sizes: 27,156
Pot sizes: 22,728
Tompancake has One Pair: Kings
IAMTHEGRUDGE has One Pair: Aces
IAMTHEGRUDGE wins 22,728 from side pot #1 with: One Pair: Aces
IAMTHEGRUDGE wins 27,156 with: One Pair: Aces
Seat 1: basvansas - 17,599
Seat 2: troutreplica - 845
Seat 3: pokerkate88 - 38,489
Seat 4: mrbooyeah - 1,825
Seat 5: ronseal - 26,288
Seat 6: ThaMuppet - 0
Seat 7: IAMTHEGRUDGE - 62,946
Seat 8: Tompancake - 0
Seat 9: Agrokiel - 30,000
Seat 10: carlosx10 - 185
End of Hand #1700208110

and note them now...

I'm not sure If I'm going to tilt or laugh.