Why i laugh at times

[waltypies]

Certain things i find funny in life. This is an example.

Ok well i get bored so think lets reg for the deepstack on stars. Why??? Because i can and it kills time.

Now why would that make me laugh you ask?? Well because i only get to play two hands and then i am out! ROFL

Regarde

PokerStars Game #23396639590: Tournament #129743932, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/12/30 13:29:45 GMT [2008/12/30 8:29:45 ET]
Table '129743932 8' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: berkshire219 (3660 in chips)
Seat 2: Teddy018 (4770 in chips)
Seat 3: rambook (4870 in chips)
Seat 4: pistolpit23 (6230 in chips)
Seat 5: squiddly696 (4990 in chips)
Seat 6: DavidChesley (4710 in chips)
Seat 7: rassb3 (6130 in chips)
Seat 8: Brudex (4670 in chips)
Seat 9: waltypies (4970 in chips)
Brudex: posts small blind 10
waltypies: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to waltypies [2h 5h]
berkshire219: folds
Teddy018: folds
rambook: folds
pistolpit23: folds
squiddly696: folds
DavidChesley: folds
rassb3: raises 20 to 40
Brudex: calls 30
waltypies: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [7h 9h Ah]
Brudex: bets 100
waltypies: calls 100
rassb3: folds
*** TURN *** [7h 9h Ah] [As]
Brudex: bets 200
waltypies: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [7h 9h Ah As] [8c]
Brudex: bets 740
waltypies: calls 740
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Brudex: shows [9d 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
waltypies: shows [2h 5h] (a flush, Ace high)
Brudex collected 2200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2200 | Rake 0
Board [7h 9h Ah As 8c]
Seat 1: berkshire219 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Teddy018 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rambook folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pistolpit23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: squiddly696 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DavidChesley folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: rassb3 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Brudex (small blind) showed [9d 9s] and won (2200) with a full house, Nines full of Aces
Seat 9: waltypies (big blind) showed [2h 5h] and lost with a flush, Ace high

This hand is a bit meh. I really hated his bet on the river as i then thought i was behind but called for fun anyway.

Hand 2

Now the villain here was being a complete retard so i looking for a easy double up.

PokerStars Game #23397011312: Tournament #129743932, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/12/30 13:49:38 GMT [2008/12/30 8:49:38 ET]
Table '129743932 8' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: berkshire219 (3970 in chips)
Seat 2: Teddy018 (6030 in chips)
Seat 3: rambook (4905 in chips)
Seat 4: pistolpit23 (5890 in chips)
Seat 5: squiddly696 (5095 in chips)
Seat 6: DavidChesley (4325 in chips)
Seat 7: rassb3 (5265 in chips)
Seat 8: Brudex (5710 in chips)
Seat 9: waltypies (3810 in chips)
waltypies: posts small blind 15
berkshire219: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to waltypies [Ks Kh]
Teddy018: folds
rambook: folds
pistolpit23: folds
squiddly696: raises 30 to 60
DavidChesley: folds
rassb3: raises 30 to 90
Brudex: folds
waltypies: raises 160 to 250
berkshire219: folds
squiddly696: folds
rassb3: calls 160
*** FLOP *** [2d 3c 8c]
waltypies: bets 540
rassb3: raises 840 to 1380
waltypies: raises 2180 to 3560 and is all-in
rassb3: calls 2180
*** TURN *** [2d 3c 8c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [2d 3c 8c Ah] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
waltypies: shows [Ks Kh] (a pair of Kings)
rassb3: shows [Jc 4c] (a flush, Jack high)
rassb3 collected 7710 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7710 | Rake 0
Board [2d 3c 8c Ah 5c]
Seat 1: berkshire219 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Teddy018 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rambook folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pistolpit23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: squiddly696 folded before Flop
Seat 6: DavidChesley folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: rassb3 showed [Jc 4c] and won (7710) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 8: Brudex (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: waltypies (small blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings

Gotta laugh

[waltypies]

But i do.

[CitrusSR]

This one made me laugh. It's one of those hands where you call thinking it's a split pot or you're maybe even drawing dead... I lol'ed when it showed his cards:


***** Hand 1384544608 *****
15.00/30.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 30 December 2008 15:21:46
Holdem (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: mikestrong (1260.00)
Seat 2: CitrusSR (1470.00)
Seat 3: Zackie3 (870.00)
Seat 4: pappone3 (1815.00)
Seat 5: Varon_Dino (2085.00)
mikestrong post SB 15.00
CitrusSR post BB 30.00
** Deal **
mikestrong [N/A, N/A]
CitrusSR [Ad, 9d]
Zackie3 [N/A, N/A]
pappone3 [N/A, N/A]
Varon_Dino [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
Zackie3 Raise to 90.00
pappone3 Fold
Varon_Dino Fold
mikestrong Call 90.00
CitrusSR Call 90.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [Kd, Ah, Jd]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
mikestrong Check
CitrusSR Check
Zackie3 Bet 150.00
mikestrong Call 150.00
CitrusSR Call 150.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [Kd, Ah, Jd, Js]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
mikestrong Check
CitrusSR Check
Zackie3 All-in 630.00
mikestrong Fold
CitrusSR Call 630.00
*** River(Board): *** : [Kd, Ah, Jd, Js, 9c]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 1980.00
mikestrong Fold Win: 0.00
CitrusSR [Ad, 9d] Two pair aces and jacks Win: 1980.00
Zackie3 [3c, 2c] Pair of jacks Win: 0.00
pappone3 Fold Win: 0.00
Varon_Dino Fold Win: 0.00

[DannyC]