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    After losing her bank roll (again) on a poker site she only bloody decided that he would have a look around at other sites to find a good place to deposit and came across an amazing offer on spongemymonies.com Along with still giving away the free condoms etc, they are now insuring your first deposit. Basically if you deposit, then loose it, they will give you half of your money back. FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So she deposited, lost all her money quite quickly and was fortunately
    given back $2500. He just though "fuck it" and went straight to a $5000-$10000 cash table where on her second hand was dealt a 7c 5c. She instantly went all in, and was called by all 14 of the fellow players. The flop was 10h kd 10s. Needless to say she got her share of the pot in that hand and instantly got her bankroll up to $150000 which she withdrew and is now setting up a spam company that fucks people over for money.

    LUCKY BITCH
    Dumb Ass

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    There is nothing which Fortune does not dare.
    -Seneca

    In interactive decision making – games -- you must consider what other people would do if you did something different from what you actually do.
    -Robert J. Aumann

    The great general is not he who makes fewest mistakes, but he who can best take advantage of the mistakes of his enemy.
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    ROFL Monies

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodbuck View Post
    After losing her bank roll (again) on a poker site she only bloody decided that he would have a look around at other sites to find a good place to deposit and came across an amazing offer on spongemymonies.com Along with still giving away the free condoms etc, they are now insuring your first deposit. Basically if you deposit, then loose it, they will give you half of your money back. FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So she deposited, lost all her money quite quickly and was fortunately
    given back $2500. He just though "fuck it" and went straight to a $5000-$10000 cash table where on her second hand was dealt a 7c 5c. She instantly went all in, and was called by all 14 of the fellow players. The flop was 10h kd 10s. Needless to say she got her share of the pot in that hand and instantly got her bankroll up to $150000 which she withdrew and is now setting up a spam company that fucks people over for money.

    LUCKY BITCH
    LMFAO

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    10/10
    Quote Originally Posted by JPWizard
    Why would you want to put you knob in a tube with a spider in it?
    Is this some new fandangled fetish aracnarotica
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    Shoving the flop is the worst play since Hitler went to Poland.

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    I dont get it
    I breasts and muffs

    Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Walty

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    loooooool
    SAVAG£ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    I must have missed something!
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    OMFG
    I AM A RETARD

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    i still dont get it

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