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    Default Best saying's used at a poker table

    Guys,

    This is the place you state all you your favorite sayings that you have either said yourself or had said to you whilst sat at a poker table.

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    ' its got to be hard to press the fold button with those hooves '

    this obviously was said to me after I had made a world class play the guy just couldnt undertsand
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    Thats absolutely quality. Was it someone you knew who said that or just some randommer?
    Quote Originally Posted by JPWizard
    Why would you want to put you knob in a tube with a spider in it?
    Is this some new fandangled fetish aracnarotica
    Quote Originally Posted by PokerWoody View Post
    Shoving the flop is the worst play since Hitler went to Poland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerStroud View Post
    Thats absolutely quality. Was it someone you knew who said that or just some randommer?
    some random bloke on stars, I did LOL !
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    I am chip leader in a'p'o's't'r'o'p'h'e''''''''''s so I val;u@e call/.
    "That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, Wilson"

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    I like "suck and re-suck baby" - used at WSOP last year I think.

    perfect for when a fish outdraws you then you hit a miricle out on the river !

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    Quote Originally Posted by rfph1 View Post
    I like "suck and re-suck baby" - used at WSOP last year I think.

    perfect for when a fish outdraws you then you hit a miricle out on the river !
    Surely thats a Scotty Nguyen quote?
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    Why would you want to put you knob in a tube with a spider in it?
    Is this some new fandangled fetish aracnarotica
    Quote Originally Posted by PokerWoody View Post
    Shoving the flop is the worst play since Hitler went to Poland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerStroud View Post
    Surely thats a Scotty Nguyen quote?
    Yes, it was, I couldnt spell his name though....

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    I am waiting for Dice's list he must have a few tucked up his sleeve

    I have had somebody say they was going to eat me alive once which I found quite amusing.

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    Best quote ever

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