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Old 7th August 2008, 12:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default I think that poker is like childbirth

People sometimes ask women why they get pregnant again after going through the excruciating agonies of childbirth once, and scientists reckon that the brain is simply programmed to forget the pain on sight of the child, because it causes such an overwhelming hormonal rush of happiness that the short-term pain memory is blanked before it can take root in the cerebrally-separate long-term memory areas.

I've come to the startling insight that poker must be the same, because no matter what an awful run you go on, the sheer joy of hitting two good hands in a row and scooping a couple of monster pots makes you completely forget getting donked out on by Italian twats cracking your AA all in with 25o for three solid weeks beforehand.

Also, sometimes it makes you shit yourself.
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Old 7th August 2008, 12:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Also, sometimes it makes you shit yourself.
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Old 7th August 2008, 01:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Poker is like childbirth because men think its easy and because they think they can have an opinion on how to do it properly when they are watching rather than actually doing it.

Poker is like childbirth because women know its going to be painful but do it anyway and prefer to avoid heads up.
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Old 7th August 2008, 01:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Poker is like childbirth because men think its easy and because they think they can have an opinion on how to do it properly when they are watching rather than actually doing it.

Poker is like childbirth because women know its going to be painful but do it anyway and prefer to avoid heads up.
I approve of that response!
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Old 7th August 2008, 02:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 7th August 2008, 02:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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People sometimes ask women why they get pregnant again after going through the excruciating agonies of childbirth once, and scientists reckon that the brain is simply programmed to forget the pain on sight of the child, because it causes such an overwhelming hormonal rush of happiness that the short-term pain memory is blanked before it can take root in the cerebrally-separate long-term memory areas.

I've come to the startling insight that poker must be the same, because no matter what an awful run you go on, the sheer joy of hitting two good hands in a row and scooping a couple of monster pots makes you completely forget getting donked out on by Italian twats cracking your AA all in with 25o for three solid weeks beforehand.

Also, sometimes it makes you shit yourself.
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Poker is like childbirth because men think its easy and because they think they can have an opinion on how to do it properly when they are watching rather than actually doing it.

Poker is like childbirth because women know its going to be painful but do it anyway and prefer to avoid heads up.
WJ - if that's an original, you should get the copywright on it. AWESOME REPLY! May I quote you?
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Old 11th August 2008, 02:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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HAHAHA I laughed out very loud!
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Old 12th August 2008, 06:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Poker is like childbirth because after you've been all in, there's an excrutiating wait. Then someone puts on the squeeze, and then eventually someone else sucks out. Putting you out of the game.
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Old 12th August 2008, 06:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Poker is like childbirth because after she gets a flush, everyone else immediately folds.
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