Poker how to play ?

[lottoguy]

Hi i want to learn how t play poker, probably sounds lame but i have played a few times but with what i know about it i may aswell be playing snap. Dose anyone know where i can find a full run down on what hands there are and what beats what etc. I would appreciate any advice thanks.

[Steve A]

Here's a couple of links you may find useful as a starting point.
Hand rankings
How to play Texas Hold'em
For further advice, I'd suggest you keep an eye on the poker forum above, and maybe do some reading on the subject as there are a lot of good books out there. If you are completely clueless as you say, "Poker for Dummies" is probably a good starting point (no offence intended).