Non-moaning thread, or "I love poker"

[Wakou]

Well I had my Lunchtime poker sesh with the usual stellar results, and as I was about to:
(GF's voice) "Get off the fucking computer and do the fucking washing-up" when I spotted a €13.00 sat to the €100,000 Sunday biggie, with no entries, and 40 mins till kick-off. I thought "I'll reg up just in case", so I did. Enthusiastically engaged in Household Maintenance (TM) I forgot all about it until a couple of minutes before the start. I rushed back to the machine, thinking "If more than 5 are regged, I will withdraw"
So, I see 13 peeps regged up but no "unregister" button (too late). Reluctantly I abandoned the grown-up tasks in hand* and sat down to play.
After about 20 minutes I am 11th / 11 and on a table with a complete maniac, who is raising every hand and calling big bets: "Wakou's ShortStack Theory" comes into play, and I am shortly in the BB with 45 chips and A8.
I get three calllers and the hand holds
so 205 chips and I get A3.... In it goes, four callers...
now 1020 chips and 99
Called and double up!
Now back to "Average" status, and still with donkspewfish two seats to my left, and back to "normal" poker.
5 left and I am chip leader.
3 left I am 3500 Villain about 2000 and one survivor on about 1000
Then follows an EPIC HU battle, (the survivor obv waiting for a monster, which never came) with me playing LAG, and matey V cagey and Passive, so I had to keep pots small. Much swingaments, and I eventually nailed it.

I have also Satted to the Scottish Tourney on Sunday

Sorry for this long brag post, but the GF does not understand Poker, and I just HAD to tell someone..

*One of my tasks was to work out why the garden hose was not working. I tried to find out if it was blocked by blowing down it, I blew too hard, fainted and gave myself a nosebleed.

[Johnny5]

...
One of my tasks was to work out why the garden hose was not working. I tried to find out if it was blocked by blowing down it, I blew too hard, fainted and gave myself a nosebleed.

LMAO

[TylerStroud]

HILARIOUS. Good work good win and hope you win the big one!

[Wakou]

I have been instructed by a legal team representing The most wonderful girl on the planet & a domestic goddess to boot Ltd, that there may have some errors in my above post. Viz:
The most wonderful girl on the planet & a domestic goddess to boot Ltd did never and WOULD never use such intemperate language when issuing a simple instruction.
What I now realise is that what The most wonderful girl on the planet & a dometic goddess to boot Ltd said as she gently slammed the door (correction, as she triipped gaily from the conjugal lovenest) was " Would you mind awfully darling, and I know you are tired, but could you possibly hang the WASHING out"
WAKOU PLC Fully accepts liabilty and responsibilty for any and all ramifications of WAKOU PLC's failure fully to understand the instructions, and failure to carry them out. If WAKOU PLC by some miracle qualifies for Edinburgh, and turns up in a creased T-shirt, no tort, lien or other bollox shall be laid at the door of The most wonderful girl on the planet & a domestic goddess to boot Ltd

[Bazzzzza]

Fukking women....lol,good post m8