bluffs what make one lafffff

[PokerWoody]

Seat 1: CO ($191.70 in chips)
Seat 2: lol_**** sits out
Seat 3: Woody ($572.06 in chips)
Seat 4: SB ($293.31 in chips)
Seat 5: BB ($365.85 in chips)
Seat 6: UTG ($44.28 in chips)
SB: posts small blind $1
BB: posts big blind $2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Woody [T 7]
UTG: folds
CO: folds
Woody: raises to $7
SB: raises to $20
BB: folds
Woody: calls $13
----- FLOP ----- [J 2 9]
SB: checks
Woody: bets $28
SB: raises to $62
Woody: raises to $169
SB: folds

he's a lol 28/16/2.8 i'm an awesome 28/25/12.5 fwiw....yet he does what he supposed to do LOL tagfish.

Post more hands where he folds just cause he's ur bitch...

[PokerWoody]

Okay, played this hand badly...but it was fun wininig int.. so hchahah lolsville

[DonkBox]

here my opponent folds getting 25:1

Table 'Kastalia' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: moneymakr92 ($66.55 in chips)
Seat 2: dino1980 ($50.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Hardy2k6 ($47.25 in chips)
Seat 4: nyjets121 ($45.25 in chips)
Seat 5: SchefferPG ($105.40 in chips)
Seat 6: fishi_nick ($145.30 in chips)
Hardy2k6: posts small blind $0.25
nyjets121: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dino1980 [Qh As]
SchefferPG: folds
fishi_nick: folds
moneymakr92: raises $1.50 to $2
dino1980: raises $4 to $6
Hardy2k6: folds
nyjets121: folds
moneymakr92: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [3d Ac 4s]
moneymakr92: checks
dino1980: checks
*** TURN *** [3d Ac 4s] [5s]
moneymakr92: bets $7
dino1980: calls $7
*** RIVER *** [3d Ac 4s 5s] [9s]
moneymakr92: bets $34
dino1980: raises $3.75 to $37.75 and is all-in
moneymakr92: folds

[S6TAV]

Surely he must of timed out or hit the wrong button that just makes no sense at all?

[DonkBox]

he snap folded

[PokerWoody]

here my opponent folds getting 25:1

Table 'Kastalia' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: moneymakr92 ($66.55 in chips)
Seat 2: dino1980 ($50.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Hardy2k6 ($47.25 in chips)
Seat 4: nyjets121 ($45.25 in chips)
Seat 5: SchefferPG ($105.40 in chips)
Seat 6: fishi_nick ($145.30 in chips)
Hardy2k6: posts small blind $0.25
nyjets121: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dino1980 [Qh As]
SchefferPG: folds
fishi_nick: folds
moneymakr92: raises $1.50 to $2
dino1980: raises $4 to $6
Hardy2k6: folds
nyjets121: folds
moneymakr92: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [3d Ac 4s]
moneymakr92: checks
dino1980: checks
*** TURN *** [3d Ac 4s] [5s]
moneymakr92: bets $7
dino1980: calls $7
*** RIVER *** [3d Ac 4s 5s] [9s]
moneymakr92: bets $34
dino1980: raises $3.75 to $37.75 and is all-in
moneymakr92: folds

I really like ur value play.

[KD1]

Is that really what the guy in seat 2 was called?
What do the three sets of numbers mean?

[lev1athan]

he snap folded

The term gaylord is oft used in modern parlance, yet it's use in this example is wholly justified.

[ThePadster]

The term gaylord is oft used in modern parlance, yet it's use in this example is wholly justified.

YouTube - Gaylord the Dog TV Commercial

[Dice Man]

I love its wen players bluff in limit for there whole staks.

They've been very bad, Mr. Flibble. What are we going to do with them?



Milk the smeg out of them of course!

Full Tilt Poker Game #5363588365: Table Patricia (6 max) - $10/$20 - Limit Hold'em - 0:53:11 ET - 2008/02/23
Seat 1: ArnoldJRimmer ($69
Seat 2: Rdgfish ($44)
Seat 4: Baybzee ($240)
Seat 5: hAAj_fkp ($530)
Seat 6: JPFold ($436.50)
hAAj_fkp posts the small blind of $5
JPFold posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ArnoldJRimmer [Jh Ac]
ArnoldJRimmer raises to $20
Rdgfish calls $20
hAAj_fkp folds
JPFold folds
*** FLOP *** [9c Th 2d]
ArnoldJRimmer bets $10
Rdgfish calls $10
*** TURN *** [9c Th 2d] [4c]
ArnoldJRimmer checks
Rdgfish checks
*** RIVER *** [9c Th 2d 4c] [Qd]
ArnoldJRimmer checks
Rdgfish bets $14, and is all in
ArnoldJRimmer calls $14
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rdgfish shows [7s 6s] Queen Ten high
ArnoldJRimmer shows [Jh Ac] Ace Queen high
ArnoldJRimmer wins the pot ($101) with Ace Queen high
Rdgfish is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $103 | Rake $2
Board: [9c Th 2d 4c Qd]
Seat 1: ArnoldJRimmer showed [Jh Ac] and won ($101) with Ace Queen high
Seat 2: Rdgfish (button) showed [7s 6s] and lost with Queen Ten high
Seat 4: Baybzee is sitting out
Seat 5: hAAj_fkp (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: JPFold (big blind) folded before the Flop


Also...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5363568784: Table Patricia (6 max) - $10/$20 - Limit Hold'em - 0:51:20 ET - 2008/02/23
Seat 1: ArnoldJRimmer ($621)
Seat 2: Rdgfish ($134)
Seat 3: finlander ($83)
Seat 4: arigold13 ($185)
Seat 5: hAAj_fkp ($439)
Seat 6: JPFold ($441.50)
JPFold posts the small blind of $5
ArnoldJRimmer posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ArnoldJRimmer [Jd Js]
Rdgfish folds
finlander raises to $20
arigold13 folds
hAAj_fkp folds
JPFold folds
ArnoldJRimmer raises to $30
finlander calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3s 7c]
ArnoldJRimmer bets $10
finlander calls $10
*** TURN *** [Kc 3s 7c] [Ad]
ArnoldJRimmer bets $20
finlander calls $20
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3s 7c Ad] [As]
ArnoldJRimmer checks
finlander bets $20
ArnoldJRimmer calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
finlander shows [8c Qc] a pair of Aces
ArnoldJRimmer shows [Jd Js] two pair, Aces and Jacks
ArnoldJRimmer wins the pot ($162) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
finlander is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $165 | Rake $3
Board: [Kc 3s 7c Ad As]
Seat 1: ArnoldJRimmer (big blind) showed [Jd Js] and won ($162) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 2: Rdgfish didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: finlander showed [8c Qc] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: arigold13 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: hAAj_fkp (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: JPFold (small blind) folded before the Flop

Fankyou for the donayshuns...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5363528911: Table Patricia (6 max) - $10/$20 - Limit Hold'em - 0:47:34 ET - 2008/02/23
Seat 1: ArnoldJRimmer ($629)
Seat 2: Rdgfish ($205)
Seat 3: finlander ($121)
Seat 4: arigold13 ($340)
Seat 5: hAAj_fkp ($352)
Seat 6: JPFold ($272.50)
JPFold posts the small blind of $5
ArnoldJRimmer posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ArnoldJRimmer [Th Tc]
Rdgfish calls $10
finlander raises to $20
arigold13 folds
hAAj_fkp folds
JPFold folds
ArnoldJRimmer calls $10
Rdgfish calls $10
*** FLOP *** [3h Qs 8c]
ArnoldJRimmer checks
Rdgfish checks
finlander bets $10
ArnoldJRimmer calls $10
Rdgfish folds
*** TURN *** [3h Qs 8c] [8d]
ArnoldJRimmer checks
finlander bets $20
ArnoldJRimmer calls $20
*** RIVER *** [3h Qs 8c 8d] [3s]
ArnoldJRimmer checks
finlander bets $20
ArnoldJRimmer calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
finlander shows [Jc Ks] two pair, Eights and Threes
ArnoldJRimmer shows [Th Tc] two pair, Tens and Eights
ArnoldJRimmer wins the pot ($162) with two pair, Tens and Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $165 | Rake $3
Board: [3h Qs 8c 8d 3s]
Seat 1: ArnoldJRimmer (big blind) showed [Th Tc] and won ($162) with two pair, Tens and Eights
Seat 2: Rdgfish folded on the Flop
Seat 3: finlander showed [Jc Ks] and lost with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 4: arigold13 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: hAAj_fkp (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: JPFold (small blind) folded before the Flop

And agens.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5363521275: Table Patricia (6 max) - $10/$20 - Limit Hold'em - 0:46:52 ET - 2008/02/23
Seat 1: ArnoldJRimmer ($482)
Seat 2: Rdgfish ($205), is sitting out
Seat 3: finlander ($216)
Seat 4: arigold13 ($360)
Seat 5: hAAj_fkp ($357)
Seat 6: JPFold ($302.50)
Rdgfish has returned
hAAj_fkp posts the small blind of $5
JPFold posts the big blind of $10
finlander posts a dead small blind of $5
finlander posts $10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ArnoldJRimmer [Tc Ts]
ArnoldJRimmer raises to $20
finlander calls $10
arigold13 calls $20
hAAj_fkp folds
JPFold calls $10
*** FLOP *** [9d 2d 8c]
JPFold checks
ArnoldJRimmer bets $10
finlander calls $10
arigold13 folds
JPFold calls $10
*** TURN *** [9d 2d 8c] [6s]
JPFold checks
ArnoldJRimmer bets $20
finlander raises to $40
JPFold folds
ArnoldJRimmer calls $20
*** RIVER *** [9d 2d 8c 6s] [7d]
ArnoldJRimmer bets $20
finlander calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ArnoldJRimmer shows [Tc Ts] a straight, Ten high
finlander mucks
ArnoldJRimmer wins the pot ($237) with a straight, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $240 | Rake $3
Board: [9d 2d 8c 6s 7d]
Seat 1: ArnoldJRimmer showed [Tc Ts] and won ($237) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 2: Rdgfish is sitting out
Seat 3: finlander mucked [Qc 8s] - a pair of Eights (This guy clearly likes his Q
Seat 4: arigold13 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: hAAj_fkp (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: JPFold (big blind) folded on the Turn

Your nines are gud on this hand Mr. Finlander, I promises...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5363431627: Table Patricia (6 max) - $10/$20 - Limit Hold'em - 0:38:33 ET - 2008/02/23
Seat 1: ArnoldJRimmer ($35
Seat 2: Rdgfish ($260)
Seat 3: finlander ($267)
Seat 4: arigold13 ($296)
Seat 5: hAAj_fkp ($432)
Seat 6: JPFold ($342.50)
ArnoldJRimmer posts the small blind of $5
Rdgfish posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ArnoldJRimmer [Js Ks]
finlander raises to $20
arigold13 folds
hAAj_fkp folds
JPFold raises to $30
ArnoldJRimmer calls $25
Rdgfish folds
finlander calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Kd 5d Jd]
ArnoldJRimmer bets $10
finlander calls $10
JPFold folds
*** TURN *** [Kd 5d Jd] [Qh]
ArnoldJRimmer bets $20
finlander calls $20
*** RIVER *** [Kd 5d Jd Qh] [3d]
ArnoldJRimmer checks
finlander bets $20
ArnoldJRimmer calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
finlander shows [9c 9h] a pair of Nines
ArnoldJRimmer shows [Js Ks] two pair, Kings and Jacks
ArnoldJRimmer wins the pot ($197) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200 | Rake $3
Board: [Kd 5d Jd Qh 3d]
Seat 1: ArnoldJRimmer (small blind) showed [Js Ks] and won ($197) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 2: Rdgfish (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: finlander showed [9c 9h] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 4: arigold13 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: hAAj_fkp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: JPFold (button) folded on the Flop


These are in reverse order. Finlander wasn't even in the first one, having been felted by then. Shippeth it to tha Dice!