Donking the Blue Square GUKPT Satellite

[Gus Mango Fish]

Check this out for a terrible hand. Having seen a lot of very poor players from my local casino qualify time and time again through Blue Square for the GUKPT, I thought it was time I gave it a go.

I wasn't let down. Check this hand for example:



Here's the transcription:

JoetheJoker (1,500)
crabattack (1,170)
BadAssJF (1,470)
bestmatey (sb) (1,420)
GusMangoFish (bb) (1,500)
Rmaccov (1,500)
ballymonkey (1,910)
ferdousi (1,500)
scouse3465 (1,530)

[Blinds]
bestMatey Posts small blind 10
GusMangoFish Posts big blind 20

[Pre-Flop]
Rmaccov folds
ballymonkey calls 20
ferdousi folds
scouse3465 folds
JoetheJoker folds
crabattack folds
BadAssJF calls 20
bestmatey (sb) calls 20
GusMangoFish (bb) checks

[Flop]
8 8 A

bestmatey checks
GusMangoFish checks
ballymonkey checks
BadAssJF checks

[Turn]
8 8 A J

bestmatey checks
GusMangoFish checks
ballymonkey checks
BadAssJF checks

[River]
8 8 A J T

bestmatey checks
GusMangoFish checks
ballymonkey checks
BadAssJF bets 120
bestmatey folds
GusMangoFish raises to 720
ballymonkey folds
BadAssJF raises all-in to 1,470
GusMangoFish calls

BadAssJF shows 78 for 3 of a kind 8's
GusMangoFish shows 9Q for Queen high straight.

GusMangoFish scoops the pot of 2,980
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After the hand, the following occured:

BadAssJF: lucky fish t/wat
GusMangoFish: who?
BadAssJF: you mutha f/uck/a
GusMangoFish: can't you remember the order of action?
ferdousi: u let him get lucky
GusMangoFish: I was big blind, everyone checked the flop, everyone checked the turn
GusMangoFish: you let me get lucky, yeah
BadAssJF: yeah, first you were born, then your mother regretted it
GusMangoFish: lol, what a t/wat

This continued for about 5 minutes, before he left the room.

Lol

[lucky_scrote]

rofl you checked the river.

[alexross1977]

mango is about to win a GUKPT main event package unless he gets hit by lightning or cold decked. WOOOT.

Expect a brag screenshot soon

Ross donked 2nd hand JJ v AA on a 7high rainbow. thanks poker gods.

[alexross1977]

well Done Mango

[Gus Mango Fish]

Yahoooo. Ship it to the Mango Fish

Ross played too, meaning he has a 20% share in me for the final. Here's hoping I make him £20,000!

[waltypies]

Originally Posted by alexross1977

mango is about to win a GUKPT main event package unless he gets hit by lightning or cold decked. WOOOT.

Expect a brag screenshot soon

Ross donked 2nd hand JJ v AA on a 7high rainbow. thanks poker gods.

Why did you not rebuy?

[waltypies]

Originally Posted by Gus Mango Fish

Yahoooo. Ship it to the Mango Fish

Ross played too, meaning he has a 20% share in me for the final. Here's hoping I make him £20,000!

Well done mate. Sorry i missed the glory i fell asleep railing you. No not because you are boring i was just knackered as foooooooook

[Raiser]

So you have to wear blue square logos etc...?

[Gus Mango Fish]

Originally Posted by Raiser

So you have to wear blue square logos etc...?

I have a choice apparently:

Choice 1, accept £1050 for the buy-in and wear what I like.
Choice 2, sell my soul to the devil and accept £1250 (buy-in and expenses) and wear BlueSquare branded stuff.

For comedy value I think it has to be choice 2 really

[Raiser]

Originally Posted by Gus Mango Fish

I have a choice apparently:

Choice 1, accept £1050 for the buy-in and wear what I like.
Choice 2, sell my soul to the devil and accept £1250 (buy-in and expenses) and wear BlueSquare branded stuff.

For comedy value I think it has to be choice 2 really

Oh you get a choice, cool.

But you forgot Choice 3, Accept choice 1/buy in directly, win the event and they will alter you photos anyway. So you WILL be wearing a blue sq logo.