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    Quote Originally Posted by PokerWoody
    Chat box tells that people are bad players…

    - Berating fish, in fact berating anyone in the game
    - Having any view at all on if online poker is rigged or not
    - Offering poker advice to anyone in the game
    - Speaking in the chat box at all

    These are all sure way to identify a fish. If you do any of these then you to are a fish. Personally, I do all of them when drunk or tilting badly.
    I berate people in the chat box if they bad beat me !!!

    Does that make me a fish ??

    On second thoughts don't answer that !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancoles
    I berate people in the chat box if they bad beat me !!!

    Does that make me a fish ??

    On second thoughts don't answer that !!!!
    People who have cyber sex as well are generally bad players!! Makes for an interesting chat box when they forget the poker screen is open!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dancoles
    I berate people in the chat box if they bad beat me !!!

    Does that make me a fish ??

    On second thoughts don't answer that !!!!
    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waltypies
    People who have cyber sex as well are generally bad players!! Makes for an interesting chat box when they forget the poker screen is open!!
    Cyber sexing when playing is the new Squeeze play.

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    I call people "fish" or "fucking fish" all the time. How else are they supposed to know they're a fish? I'm doing them a service by telling them.
    There is nothing which Fortune does not dare.
    -Seneca

    In interactive decision making – games -- you must consider what other people would do if you did something different from what you actually do.
    -Robert J. Aumann

    The great general is not he who makes fewest mistakes, but he who can best take advantage of the mistakes of his enemy.
    - Napoleon Bonaparte

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    I have lost all respect for everyone on this forum - YOU are ALL fuckin fish - and some of you have serious problems probably due to the fact that you have either never had sex with a human, or your dog died that was able to give you your daily blow jobs.... you know who you are you sick perverted individuals.

    Sick - absolutly sick people on here....
    Quote Originally Posted by alexross1977 View Post
    OMFG
    I AM A RETARD

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    find player-> "Thor"

    easy
    do i win a prize?

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    A vote on who is the worst player on this forum would see your name popping up a lot, Alexross. Let's not kid ourselves here.

    ALL IN, ALL IN, ALL IN. 22 UTG ALL IN!!!!!!!!!
    Phil on Alexross...

    Quote Originally Posted by FirePhil
    Apart from when you hit and improve to the 2nd best hand, then stack off with one pair and look like an idiot.

    Yes there are fishy players at 5/10, you being a prime example.

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