Drunk Poker is goot (thinly veiled brag post)
I decided to play a couple of the larger buy-in tourneys on PokerStars and UB on Saturday Night/Sunday morning when i was very innibriated.
What's that? Oh hi final tables!
PokerStars Tournament #36192122, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $100.00/$9.00
311 players
Total Prize Pool: $31100.00
Tournament started - 2006/11/25 - 23:00:00 (ET)
Dear dino1980,
You finished the tournament in 4th place.
A $2,410.25 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 264.62 tournament leader points in this tournament.
For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
http://www.pokerstars.com/tlb_tournament_rankings.html
PokerStars Tournament #36192120, Limit Razz
Buy-In: $40.00/$4.00
40 players
Total Prize Pool: $1600.00
Tournament started - 2006/11/25 - 22:45:00 (ET)
Dear dino1980,
You finished the tournament in 5th place.
A $128.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
I also final tabled a $100 tourney on UB for $500
Woot $3k uptick!
'I figured if I ever went broke at poker, it wouldn't be because my best wasn't good enough to keep me afloat. It'd be because my worst was bad enough to sink me.'
Very nice, i remember playing my first live game. Id just turned 18 and it was a £10 re-buy MTT with about 150-170 enteries or sumthing. I was nervous and physically shaking. I thought having a couple of JD's would calm me down but i took it too far and got hammered. After that i didnt care and played not giving a shit but in a good way, i never re-bought and I finished in 11th. The top 9 cashed but i wasnt too dissheartened as i said to myself i was just going for the experience. It can be quite intimidating the first time you go to a casino. Sometimes drink ist goot but if i was sober i would not of tried to bluff one of the big stacks with an all in, but shit happens.
Last edited by POB666; 27th November 2006 at 01:58 PM.
Originally Posted by Thor2007
Nice work!
Please post example hands of where you feel the power of alchol helped guide you towards poker awesomeness...
gotta love the ladyboy!
PokerStars Game #7179254823: Tournament #36192122, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit -
Level XII (800/1600) - 2006/11/26 - 02:01:11 (ET)
Table '36192122 32' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: killdeer (50396 in chips)
Seat 2: milwkid (51285 in chips)
Seat 3: cool0813 (19624 in chips)
Seat 4: dino1980 (12625 in chips)
Seat 5: biggies05 (15180 in chips)
Seat 6: rdog7811 (9670 in chips)
Seat 7: funngun (16852 in chips)
Seat 8: thewileydog (47695 in chips)
Seat 9: maulyurchips (3775 in chips)
killdeer: posts the ante 75
milwkid: posts the ante 75
cool0813: posts the ante 75
dino1980: posts the ante 75
biggies05: posts the ante 75
rdog7811: posts the ante 75
funngun: posts the ante 75
thewileydog: posts the ante 75
maulyurchips: posts the ante 75
dino1980: posts small blind 800
biggies05: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dino1980 [Ad 4s]
rdog7811: folds
funngun: folds
thewileydog: folds
maulyurchips: raises 2100 to 3700 and is all-in
killdeer: folds
milwkid: folds
cool0813: calls 3700
dino1980: raises 8850 to 12550 and is all-in
biggies05: folds
cool0813: calls 8850
*** FLOP *** [As 8h 3h]
*** TURN *** [As 8h 3h] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [As 8h 3h 4c] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dino1980: shows [Ad 4s] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
cool0813: shows [Kh Jd] (high card Ace)
dino1980 collected 17700 from side pot
maulyurchips: shows [Ac Qc] (a pair of Aces)
dino1980 collected 13375 from main pot
jdepa01fcp [observer] said, "obv A4 scoops"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 31075 Main pot 13375. Side pot 17700. | Rake 0
Board [As 8h 3h 4c 7d]
Seat 1: killdeer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: milwkid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: cool0813 (button) showed [Kh Jd] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: dino1980 (small blind) showed [Ad 4s] and won (31075) with two pair,
Aces and Fours
Seat 5: biggies05 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: rdog7811 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: funngun folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: thewileydog folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: maulyurchips showed [Ac Qc] and lost with a pair of Aces
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Button steal say what?
PokerStars Game #7178031549: Tournament #36192122, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit -
Level V (75/150) - 2006/11/26 - 00:12:22 (ET)
Table '36192122 36' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Ksnake00 (3235 in chips)
Seat 2: Cheeko112 (1850 in chips)
Seat 3: gank (2022 in chips)
Seat 4: McClaud (4015 in chips)
Seat 5: dino1980 (1495 in chips)
Seat 6: CANE635 (4025 in chips)
Seat 7: DMPowers (4745 in chips)
Seat 8: Mr_BigCheese (3538 in chips)
Seat 9: OdedK (4275 in chips)
CANE635: posts small blind 75
DMPowers: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dino1980 [Kd 3c]
Mr_BigCheese: folds
OdedK: folds
Ksnake00: folds
Cheeko112: folds
gank: folds
McClaud: folds
dino1980: raises 1345 to 1495 and is all-in
CANE635: raises 2530 to 4025 and is all-in
DMPowers: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th Ah Kc]
*** TURN *** [Th Ah Kc] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Th Ah Kc 8h] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CANE635: shows [7c 7d] (a pair of Sevens)
dino1980: shows [Kd 3c] (a pair of Kings)
dino1980 collected 3140 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3140 | Rake 0
Board [Th Ah Kc 8h 2c]
Seat 1: Ksnake00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Cheeko112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: gank folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: McClaud folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: dino1980 (button) showed [Kd 3c] and won (3140) with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: CANE635 (small blind) showed [7c 7d] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 7: DMPowers (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Mr_BigCheese folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: OdedK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------Sober I probably lay this down:
PokerStars Game #7178357004: Tournament #36192122, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit -
Level VII (100/200) - 2006/11/26 - 00:38:35 (ET)
Table '36192122 36' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: mambreno (8785 in chips)
Seat 2: Cheeko112 (4375 in chips)
Seat 3: schnookems (5075 in chips)
Seat 4: McClaud (7897 in chips)
Seat 5: dino1980 (3500 in chips)
Seat 6: gwilkx (3200 in chips)
Seat 7: DMPowers (4870 in chips)
Seat 8: AMADALA (6675 in chips)
Seat 9: OdedK (7578 in chips)
mambreno: posts the ante 25
Cheeko112: posts the ante 25
schnookems: posts the ante 25
McClaud: posts the ante 25
dino1980: posts the ante 25
gwilkx: posts the ante 25
DMPowers: posts the ante 25
AMADALA: posts the ante 25
OdedK: posts the ante 25
OdedK: posts small blind 100
mambreno: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dino1980 [7h 7s]
Cheeko112: folds
schnookems: folds
McClaud: folds
dino1980: raises 400 to 600
gwilkx: folds
DMPowers: folds
AMADALA: folds
OdedK: folds
mambreno: raises 8160 to 8760 and is all-in
dino1980: calls 2875 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9h 7c Jh]
*** TURN *** [9h 7c Jh] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [9h 7c Jh 4s] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mambreno: shows [Ks Ah] (high card Ace)
dino1980: shows [7h 7s] (three of a kind, Sevens)
dino1980 collected 7275 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7275 | Rake 0
Board [9h 7c Jh 4s Tc]
Seat 1: mambreno (big blind) showed [Ks Ah] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: Cheeko112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: schnookems folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: McClaud folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: dino1980 showed [7h 7s] and won (7275) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 6: gwilkx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DMPowers folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: AMADALA (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: OdedK (small blind) folded before Flop
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
If i don't bet post-flop i could call this a mis-click - really not sure why i raised pre-flop here:
PokerStars Game #7178862528: Tournament #36192122, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit -
Level IX (300/600) - 2006/11/26 - 01:22:03 (ET)
Table '36192122 38' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: dino1980 (8075 in chips)
Seat 2: AMADALA (9131 in chips)
Seat 3: rdog7811 (19040 in chips)
Seat 4: bilchak (6970 in chips)
Seat 5: xthesteinx (8010 in chips)
Seat 6: SteamFitter6 (12745 in chips)
Seat 7: OdedK (18883 in chips)
Seat 8: hamburgers69 (7515 in chips)
Seat 9: dupont222222 (8374 in chips)
dino1980: posts the ante 50
AMADALA: posts the ante 50
rdog7811: posts the ante 50
bilchak: posts the ante 50
xthesteinx: posts the ante 50
SteamFitter6: posts the ante 50
OdedK: posts the ante 50
hamburgers69: posts the ante 50
dupont222222: posts the ante 50
xthesteinx: posts small blind 300
SteamFitter6: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dino1980 [Kc 2d]
OdedK: folds
hamburgers69: folds
dupont222222: calls 600
dino1980: raises 1800 to 2400
AMADALA: folds
rdog7811: folds
bilchak: folds
xthesteinx: folds
SteamFitter6: folds
dupont222222: calls 1800
*** FLOP *** [9h 4s Qs]
dupont222222: checks
dino1980: bets 3000
dupont222222: raises 2924 to 5924 and is all-in
xthesteinx is connected
dino1980: folds
dupont222222 collected 12150 from pot
dupont222222: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12150 | Rake 0
Board [9h 4s Qs]
Seat 1: dino1980 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: AMADALA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rdog7811 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bilchak (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: xthesteinx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: SteamFitter6 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: OdedK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: hamburgers69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: dupont222222 collected (12150)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Woody, or any other PXF members i've got the whole tournament hand history if you want to see it.
'I figured if I ever went broke at poker, it wouldn't be because my best wasn't good enough to keep me afloat. It'd be because my worst was bad enough to sink me.'
Good work Drunkbox.
The ladyboy hand is the best of the lot. That hand always wins
why is called the ladyboy hand?????
...becuase there is a limper and we are drunk.
Drunk = Invincible
Invincible = Profit
Profit = Goot
well fking done m8
Because on first inspection it appears to be something it is not...
"Listen... If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, I must be stuck in traffic"
lol, i like. the saying that is not ladyboys, honest.
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