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    Default Drunk Poker is goot (thinly veiled brag post)

    I decided to play a couple of the larger buy-in tourneys on PokerStars and UB on Saturday Night/Sunday morning when i was very innibriated.

    What's that? Oh hi final tables!

    PokerStars Tournament #36192122, No Limit Hold'em
    Buy-In: $100.00/$9.00
    311 players
    Total Prize Pool: $31100.00
    Tournament started - 2006/11/25 - 23:00:00 (ET)

    Dear dino1980,

    You finished the tournament in 4th place.
    A $2,410.25 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

    You earned 264.62 tournament leader points in this tournament.
    For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
    http://www.pokerstars.com/tlb_tournament_rankings.html

    PokerStars Tournament #36192120, Limit Razz
    Buy-In: $40.00/$4.00
    40 players
    Total Prize Pool: $1600.00
    Tournament started - 2006/11/25 - 22:45:00 (ET)

    Dear dino1980,

    You finished the tournament in 5th place.
    A $128.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

    I also final tabled a $100 tourney on UB for $500

    Woot $3k uptick!
    'I figured if I ever went broke at poker, it wouldn't be because my best wasn't good enough to keep me afloat. It'd be because my worst was bad enough to sink me.'

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    Very nice, i remember playing my first live game. Id just turned 18 and it was a £10 re-buy MTT with about 150-170 enteries or sumthing. I was nervous and physically shaking. I thought having a couple of JD's would calm me down but i took it too far and got hammered. After that i didnt care and played not giving a shit but in a good way, i never re-bought and I finished in 11th. The top 9 cashed but i wasnt too dissheartened as i said to myself i was just going for the experience. It can be quite intimidating the first time you go to a casino. Sometimes drink ist goot but if i was sober i would not of tried to bluff one of the big stacks with an all in, but shit happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor2007
    So why don't you just stfu before POB comes on here and owns u again.

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    Nice work!

    Please post example hands of where you feel the power of alchol helped guide you towards poker awesomeness...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PokerWoody
    Nice work!

    Please post example hands of where you feel the power of alchol helped guide you towards poker awesomeness...

    gotta love the ladyboy!

    PokerStars Game #7179254823: Tournament #36192122, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit -
    Level XII (800/1600) - 2006/11/26 - 02:01:11 (ET)
    Table '36192122 32' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: killdeer (50396 in chips)
    Seat 2: milwkid (51285 in chips)
    Seat 3: cool0813 (19624 in chips)
    Seat 4: dino1980 (12625 in chips)
    Seat 5: biggies05 (15180 in chips)
    Seat 6: rdog7811 (9670 in chips)
    Seat 7: funngun (16852 in chips)
    Seat 8: thewileydog (47695 in chips)
    Seat 9: maulyurchips (3775 in chips)
    killdeer: posts the ante 75
    milwkid: posts the ante 75
    cool0813: posts the ante 75
    dino1980: posts the ante 75
    biggies05: posts the ante 75
    rdog7811: posts the ante 75
    funngun: posts the ante 75
    thewileydog: posts the ante 75
    maulyurchips: posts the ante 75
    dino1980: posts small blind 800
    biggies05: posts big blind 1600
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to dino1980 [Ad 4s]
    rdog7811: folds
    funngun: folds
    thewileydog: folds
    maulyurchips: raises 2100 to 3700 and is all-in
    killdeer: folds
    milwkid: folds
    cool0813: calls 3700
    dino1980: raises 8850 to 12550 and is all-in
    biggies05: folds
    cool0813: calls 8850
    *** FLOP *** [As 8h 3h]
    *** TURN *** [As 8h 3h] [4c]
    *** RIVER *** [As 8h 3h 4c] [7d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    dino1980: shows [Ad 4s] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
    cool0813: shows [Kh Jd] (high card Ace)
    dino1980 collected 17700 from side pot
    maulyurchips: shows [Ac Qc] (a pair of Aces)
    dino1980 collected 13375 from main pot
    jdepa01fcp [observer] said, "obv A4 scoops"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 31075 Main pot 13375. Side pot 17700. | Rake 0
    Board [As 8h 3h 4c 7d]
    Seat 1: killdeer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: milwkid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: cool0813 (button) showed [Kh Jd] and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 4: dino1980 (small blind) showed [Ad 4s] and won (31075) with two pair,
    Aces and Fours
    Seat 5: biggies05 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: rdog7811 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: funngun folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: thewileydog folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: maulyurchips showed [Ac Qc] and lost with a pair of Aces

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Button steal say what?

    PokerStars Game #7178031549: Tournament #36192122, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit -
    Level V (75/150) - 2006/11/26 - 00:12:22 (ET)
    Table '36192122 36' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: Ksnake00 (3235 in chips)
    Seat 2: Cheeko112 (1850 in chips)
    Seat 3: gank (2022 in chips)
    Seat 4: McClaud (4015 in chips)
    Seat 5: dino1980 (1495 in chips)
    Seat 6: CANE635 (4025 in chips)
    Seat 7: DMPowers (4745 in chips)
    Seat 8: Mr_BigCheese (3538 in chips)
    Seat 9: OdedK (4275 in chips)
    CANE635: posts small blind 75
    DMPowers: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to dino1980 [Kd 3c]
    Mr_BigCheese: folds
    OdedK: folds
    Ksnake00: folds
    Cheeko112: folds
    gank: folds
    McClaud: folds
    dino1980: raises 1345 to 1495 and is all-in
    CANE635: raises 2530 to 4025 and is all-in
    DMPowers: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Th Ah Kc]
    *** TURN *** [Th Ah Kc] [8h]
    *** RIVER *** [Th Ah Kc 8h] [2c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    CANE635: shows [7c 7d] (a pair of Sevens)
    dino1980: shows [Kd 3c] (a pair of Kings)
    dino1980 collected 3140 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3140 | Rake 0
    Board [Th Ah Kc 8h 2c]
    Seat 1: Ksnake00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Cheeko112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: gank folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: McClaud folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: dino1980 (button) showed [Kd 3c] and won (3140) with a pair of Kings
    Seat 6: CANE635 (small blind) showed [7c 7d] and lost with a pair of Sevens
    Seat 7: DMPowers (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: Mr_BigCheese folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: OdedK folded before Flop (didn't bet)


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------Sober I probably lay this down:

    PokerStars Game #7178357004: Tournament #36192122, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit -
    Level VII (100/200) - 2006/11/26 - 00:38:35 (ET)
    Table '36192122 36' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
    Seat 1: mambreno (8785 in chips)
    Seat 2: Cheeko112 (4375 in chips)
    Seat 3: schnookems (5075 in chips)
    Seat 4: McClaud (7897 in chips)
    Seat 5: dino1980 (3500 in chips)
    Seat 6: gwilkx (3200 in chips)
    Seat 7: DMPowers (4870 in chips)
    Seat 8: AMADALA (6675 in chips)
    Seat 9: OdedK (7578 in chips)
    mambreno: posts the ante 25
    Cheeko112: posts the ante 25
    schnookems: posts the ante 25
    McClaud: posts the ante 25
    dino1980: posts the ante 25
    gwilkx: posts the ante 25
    DMPowers: posts the ante 25
    AMADALA: posts the ante 25
    OdedK: posts the ante 25
    OdedK: posts small blind 100
    mambreno: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to dino1980 [7h 7s]
    Cheeko112: folds
    schnookems: folds
    McClaud: folds
    dino1980: raises 400 to 600
    gwilkx: folds
    DMPowers: folds
    AMADALA: folds
    OdedK: folds
    mambreno: raises 8160 to 8760 and is all-in
    dino1980: calls 2875 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [9h 7c Jh]
    *** TURN *** [9h 7c Jh] [4s]
    *** RIVER *** [9h 7c Jh 4s] [Tc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    mambreno: shows [Ks Ah] (high card Ace)
    dino1980: shows [7h 7s] (three of a kind, Sevens)
    dino1980 collected 7275 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 7275 | Rake 0
    Board [9h 7c Jh 4s Tc]
    Seat 1: mambreno (big blind) showed [Ks Ah] and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 2: Cheeko112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: schnookems folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: McClaud folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: dino1980 showed [7h 7s] and won (7275) with three of a kind, Sevens
    Seat 6: gwilkx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: DMPowers folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: AMADALA (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: OdedK (small blind) folded before Flop


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------

    If i don't bet post-flop i could call this a mis-click - really not sure why i raised pre-flop here:

    PokerStars Game #7178862528: Tournament #36192122, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit -
    Level IX (300/600) - 2006/11/26 - 01:22:03 (ET)
    Table '36192122 38' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: dino1980 (8075 in chips)
    Seat 2: AMADALA (9131 in chips)
    Seat 3: rdog7811 (19040 in chips)
    Seat 4: bilchak (6970 in chips)
    Seat 5: xthesteinx (8010 in chips)
    Seat 6: SteamFitter6 (12745 in chips)
    Seat 7: OdedK (18883 in chips)
    Seat 8: hamburgers69 (7515 in chips)
    Seat 9: dupont222222 (8374 in chips)
    dino1980: posts the ante 50
    AMADALA: posts the ante 50
    rdog7811: posts the ante 50
    bilchak: posts the ante 50
    xthesteinx: posts the ante 50
    SteamFitter6: posts the ante 50
    OdedK: posts the ante 50
    hamburgers69: posts the ante 50
    dupont222222: posts the ante 50
    xthesteinx: posts small blind 300
    SteamFitter6: posts big blind 600
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to dino1980 [Kc 2d]
    OdedK: folds
    hamburgers69: folds
    dupont222222: calls 600
    dino1980: raises 1800 to 2400
    AMADALA: folds
    rdog7811: folds
    bilchak: folds
    xthesteinx: folds
    SteamFitter6: folds
    dupont222222: calls 1800
    *** FLOP *** [9h 4s Qs]
    dupont222222: checks
    dino1980: bets 3000
    dupont222222: raises 2924 to 5924 and is all-in
    xthesteinx is connected
    dino1980: folds
    dupont222222 collected 12150 from pot
    dupont222222: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 12150 | Rake 0
    Board [9h 4s Qs]
    Seat 1: dino1980 folded on the Flop
    Seat 2: AMADALA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: rdog7811 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: bilchak (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: xthesteinx (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: SteamFitter6 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: OdedK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: hamburgers69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: dupont222222 collected (12150)


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Woody, or any other PXF members i've got the whole tournament hand history if you want to see it.
    'I figured if I ever went broke at poker, it wouldn't be because my best wasn't good enough to keep me afloat. It'd be because my worst was bad enough to sink me.'

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    Good work Drunkbox.

    The ladyboy hand is the best of the lot. That hand always wins

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    why is called the ladyboy hand?????
    Quote Originally Posted by Thor2007
    So why don't you just stfu before POB comes on here and owns u again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonkBox
    If i don't bet post-flop i could call this a mis-click - really not sure why i raised pre-flop here:
    ...becuase there is a limper and we are drunk.

    Drunk = Invincible
    Invincible = Profit
    Profit = Goot


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    well fking done m8

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    Quote Originally Posted by POB666
    why is called the ladyboy hand?????
    Because on first inspection it appears to be something it is not...
    "Listen... If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, I must be stuck in traffic"

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    lol, i like. the saying that is not ladyboys, honest.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thor2007
    So why don't you just stfu before POB comes on here and owns u again.

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