Whats the worst tilt you've had...?

**sl0ggs** · 12th November 2006, 11:11 PM

I'm not going to explain why, because it'll make me worse... but whats the worse you've done on tilt?

I've just told my missus I've been fucking her mum in the ass for two years, killed the dog, set fire to the poker table (in the lounge) and and stabbed myself in the arm with a fork!

On the bright side, all this has calmed me down a bit... hopefully tomorrow will be a nice day...

**Dice Man** · 12th November 2006, 11:27 PM

Er, is this real? My worst tilt was when I once got bad beat and then didn't offer the guy good luck after I left.

As Bertrand Russell said: (the guy in my picture)

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

It is only a game after all. Even if it's your living and you lose everything you own, take a chill pill and you live to 98 or something.

**PokerWoody** · 13th November 2006, 02:51 AM

**POB666** · 13th November 2006, 01:43 PM

That's a nasty looking graph, my worst tilt led to me going bust. I still havent recovered

**waltypies** · 13th November 2006, 02:54 PM

Woody you been pinching my graphs???

Sloggs i am on life tilt mate!

**sl0ggs** · 13th November 2006, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by Confabulator

Er, is this real? My worst tilt was when I once got bad beat and then didn't offer the guy good luck after I left.

As Bertrand Russell said: (the guy in my picture)

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

It is only a game after all. Even if it's your living and you lose everything you own, take a chill pill and you live to 98 or something.

...of course it is real. Why would I post anything but the truth on here, this public internet forum where all my real friends exist!

This bout of tilt didn't work out too well to be honest, so I'll take your expert advise onboard and 'take a chill pill'

My missus has left, and she emptied the savings account too!

My missuses mum has point blank refused to take it up the arse from me any more...

The blood from the dog's early demise has left a terrible stain on the wood floor (I should have cleaned it up last night really...)

The poker table is ruined, and it has scorched a shape in the floor and burnt the ceiling

...and I think my arm has gone septic...

Lesson learnt, no more tilt for me, it is too dangerous! Thanks for the advice!

**Raiser** · 13th November 2006, 10:06 PM

What was the hand? i am curious as to what set you off for furture reference

:-p

ps... i hope the thing about your misses leaving isnt true.

**sl0ggs** · 13th November 2006, 10:16 PM

I'm over this by the way. But tonight I sat down at a $1/2 cash table with $120, sat for ages tight as a nuns chuff, picking up some nice pots with premium, after about 1.5 hours I'm up to $300ish. A few new players join the table, I get dealt QQ UTG, raise to $12, one caller from the button, new player. Flop comes JxQ rainbow, I bet $20 into $27 pot he raises to $50, I call. Turn is a 3 I bet $60, he raises all-in, I think about it for a sec and call. River is an ace and he turns over pocket aces.... Tilts-ville tennessee anyone!