Funny Story.........

[Terminator]

Here's a story I read in a poker magazine (Poker Europa) recently, and I thought is was so funny, I want to share it with you all.....

"The following story happened in the UK, but it could have been anywhere.

Mr Nosey,hereafter referred to as Mr.N, turned up at the poker room to play in a big tournament. Having registered he found his table and sat down. As the tournament got underway, the table filled up apart, from the one seat to the immediate right of Mr.N.

As the tournament progressed, Mr.N found nothing but unplayable hands. His own cards that is. However, living up to his name, after mucking his own cards, he would have a peek at the cards in the empty seat before mucking them.

After almost every pot, Mr.N would announcethat the missing player would have won the hand with the big pocket pairs, AK suited, AQ suited, whatever it took. The missing player would have been on a major rush if only he had turned up to play his cards.

This went on for about half an hour or so until the missing player eventually turned up. He looks around the table, looks at his seat card, looks around the table again, taps Mr.N on the shoulder and announces.....

"Excuse me, I think your sitting in my seat."

[kidgloves]

I like it

[Top Pair Ace Kicker]

I read that story too when someone showed me it at a game I was playing in Weston. I must admit I roared with laughter.