The 12 Spams Of Christmas

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Starts TOMORROW!


And if this gets spammed, I will be none too happy.

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THE 12 SPAMS OF CHRISTMAS

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS A SPAMMER SENT TO ME - A HANDBAG* IN A PEAR TREE




* Please note that the handbag shown is a GENUINE designer handbag worth hundreds of pounds. Should you decide to buy one from any spammers of this forum what you will get is a cheap badly made copy for about £30. This costs about £1.50 to mass produce. Deal or No Deal?

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ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS A SPAMMER SENT TO ME - TWO PAIRS OF UGG'S*




AND A HANDBAG IN A PEAR TREE.




*Please note that the Ugg boots shown here are GENUINE. Should you choose to buy a pair from a spammer on this forum, what you will get will be far from genuine. You will get cheap fake copies of the real thing.

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ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS A SPAMMER SENT TO ME - THREE SPAM LINKS*


TWO PAIRS OF UGG'S
AND A HANDBAG IN A PEAR TREE.



* Please note that these are not real spam links. If however you do click on a spam link, you can expect your computer to possibly become infected by some kind of spammy virus or worse.

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ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS A SPAMMER SENT TO ME - FOUR DUFF RAE BANS*

THREE SPAM LINKS
TWO PAIRS OF UGG'S
AND A HANDBAG IN A PEAR TREE




*If you value your eyesight you would be well advised to avoid these as poor quality fake sunglasses can damage your eyes.

Or as Extreme Eddie would put it : I'd rather gouge out both my eyeballs than wear this fake shit!

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ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS A SPAMMER SENT TO ME - FIVE ---- FAKE ---- FAGS*


FOUR DUFF RAE BANS
THREE SPAM LINKS
TWO PAIRS OF UGG'S
AND A HANDBAG IN A PEAR TREE



* WE ALL KNOW THAT SMOKING CAN KILL, BUT SMOKE SOME OF THESE & YOU ARE 100% GUARANTEED AN EARLY DEATH NOT TO MENTION A VERY ROUGH THROAT.

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ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS A SPAMMER SENT TO ME - SIX MONCLER JACKETS*

FIVE....FAKE.....FAGS
FOUR DUFF RAE BANS
THREE SPAM LINKS
TWO PAIRS OF UGG'S
AND A HANDBAG IN A PEAR TREE




* Most of these jackets in this picture are the real thing. Anyone buying from a spammer on this forum however will receive an inferior quality copy.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS A SPAMMER SENT TO ME - SEVEN SPAMBOTS SPAMMING*


SIX MONCLER JACKETS
FIVE....FAKE.....FAGS
FOUR DUFF RAE BANS
THREE SPAM LINKS
TWO PAIRS OF UGG'S
AND A HANDBAG IN A PEAR TREE


* Spambots are responsible for mainly these huge blocks of meaningless text with a few spammy links thrown in in an attempt to improve their SEO rankings.

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ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS A SPAMMER SENT TO ME - EIGHT DUFF FAKE WATCHES*

SEVEN SPAMBOTS SPAMMING
SIX MONCLER JACKETS
FIVE....FAKE.....FAGS
FOUR DUFF RAE BANS
THREE SPAM LINKS
TWO PAIRS OF UGG'S
AND A HANDBAG IN A PEAR TREE



* Although these may LOOK like Gucci watches, any watches bought from spammers on here will most certainly NOT be real Gucci products. They will be cheap fake copies and you will be lucky if they even work at all, never mind last any length of time.

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ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS A SPAMMER SENT TO ME- NINE PAIRS OF JORDANS*
EIGHT DUFF FAKE WATCHES
SEVEN SPAMBOTS SPAMMING
SIX MONCLER JACKETS
FIVE....FAKE.....FAGS
FOUR DUFF RAE BANS
THREE SPAM LINKS
TWO PAIRS OF UGG'S
AND A HANDBAG IN A PEAR TREE



* Once again I would strongly advise against buying these from a spammer as what you will end up with will be overpriced fakes.