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    Quote Originally Posted by TomPich View Post
    Furthermore no offense to homosexuals but they did say it may involve some gay/tranny sites.


    Tbh - this is the dealbreaker and would be the thing thatd make me turn it down.

    But you could easily swing it to your girlfriend along the lines of "Babe, I look at porn anyway, im a guy - its what we do. This way Ill always associate porn with work and itll make your average but natural tits and mediocre face all the more special to me."



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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerStroud View Post
    Tbh - this is the dealbreaker and would be the thing thatd make me turn it down.
    EVERYONE has a price and EVERYONE can be bought.

    We have this debate on a regular basis in the office. So far my boss has said he would eat a plate full of human shit for £10m. My other boss says he wouldnt do anything remotely gay (i.e sexual) for any money -imo if someone offered him £1bn he would jump at the chance of sucking a bloke off imo, lmao.

    Personally i think quite a high % of people would look at gay porn as part of their job for ALOT less than the figures mentioned above.

    Everyone is a whore but most wont admit it lol
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    Yeah I've seen far worse than gay porn onliqne. Refer goatse, 2girls1cup, various things from Iraq that aren't nice. But to do it once for big bucks and to do it daily are different. Tell me what they offered and I'll tell you if it's enough?
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    I to dont have a price. The salary on the job was slightly around Graduate average but I'm holding out....something better WILL come along ! ONE TIME !
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    People without prices are morans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dice Man View Post
    People without prices are morans.
    More truth spoken.

    Raiser is right but assuming it pays standard wage gay porn is deal breaker.
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    Well I work with web sites and i spend very little time looking at images. If I really didn't want to see any of the images I worked with then i'd just create blank images of the right size and use those for development.

    I'd expect the content to be separate from the design anyway. I mean once you have a design and a structure for a page, then adding/changing content would be better managed by someone else other than a web designer anyway. You job is to create nice looking pages/functionality, not change image tags!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PokerWoody View Post
    I'd expect the content to be separate from the design anyway. I mean once you have a design and a structure for a page, then adding/changing content would be better managed by someone else other than a web designer anyway. You job is to create nice looking pages/functionality, not change image tags!
    No.

    As well as developing pages I'd also be working with Flash and Photoshop to create banners, animations, etc... So yes I would be working with the images alot, and this was made very clear to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomPich View Post
    As well as developing pages I'd also be working with Flash and Photoshop to create banners, animations, etc... So yes I would be working with the images alot, and this was made very clear to me.
    ah right, well this is slightly different then I think. It would make it a closer decision from me (much closer to no), but again depend on flexibility of hours, ability to work from home, type of people i'd be working with, pay, company benefits, location etc etc and all that good jazz (ahem!). But i'd need a pretty good deal to put up with that much nakedness I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PokerWoody View Post
    ah right, well this is slightly different then I think. It would make it a closer decision from me (much closer to no), but again depend on flexibility of hours, ability to work from home, type of people i'd be working with, pay, company benefits, location etc etc and all that good jazz (ahem!). But i'd need a pretty good deal to put up with that much nakedness I think.
    Yeah agree.

    Well the salary was around national graduate average.

    Location is Cambridge so I would need to re-locate.

    + I would be as much a designer in the graphics packages as I would be developer, maybe even using Premier as well to make "promos". That killed it for me
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