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    (yes, I know i posted it last year and the year before...)
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    Here are 2 bunnies i would like to give sore arses to!!

    Happy Easter members of gambling.co.uk

    I breasts and muffs

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    'I've been traveling a lot lately. I was over in Australia during Easter.

    It was interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now, I wonder why we're fucked up as a race.

    You know, I've read the Bible. I can't find the words 'bunny' or 'chocolate' anywhere in the fucking book. Where do you come up with this shit? Why those two things? Why not 'Goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer'? As long as we're making shit up, go hog wild. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on its back crawling across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it!'

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    I think Easter eggs actually pre-date the birth of Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dice Man View Post
    I think Easter eggs actually pre-date the birth of Jesus.
    your thinking of the easter bunny It was a simble of fertility ( to be correct a hare )
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    Quote Originally Posted by cayton View Post
    your thinking of the easter bunny It was a simble of fertility ( to be correct a hare )
    This isn't a sentence, is it?

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    simble

    Not a word, even, but it should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dice Man View Post
    This isn't a sentence, is it?
    Most sorry that my grammar offends. If you could correct me i would be most greatful. I am always willing to learn ;DICEMAN;

    WAKOU i am sorry for the miss spelling of symbol its the i before e then the f/you thing

    P,S happy easter all
    XXX

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