Great films past and present

[Gus Mango Fish]

Here's some great dialogue from a modern day classic.

Slugs, 1988:
Kim Brady: Did you hear? About Harold and Jean Morris?
Mike Brady: Nope, why?
Kim Brady: They're dead.
Mike Brady: Ah, come on now...
Kim Brady: Yeah, I heard it on the news. There was some sort of explosion in their greenhouse. They were both inside.
Mike Brady: Wha-Wait a second, how'd this happen?
Kim Brady: No one knows.
Mike Brady: Ah, Jesus. They were nice people. I liked them a lot.
Kim Brady: I know, I did too.
Mike Brady: [long pause as Brady looks down at the garden] So what are you doing out here anyway?

Here's a clip from another equally good film (I'm yet to see this one):
YouTube - Shark Attack 3 Best Bits

And here's another one to be going on with:
YouTube - Cool Scene - Brain Damage

I like the sound of this film (read the 'Fun Stuff: Trivia' bit):
Bug Wars (2000) (V)

Here's a bit of more up-to-date Hollywood news:
New actor to play SpiderMan in SpiderMan 4!

Finally, to complete the circle, back to Slugs and one of my favourite pieces of great continuity/editing:
Mike Brady barges into the commissioner's office.
Mike Brady: "Will you tell Mr. Phillips that Mike Brady is here to see him?"
Secretary: "Hey, his office is closed."
Mike Brady: "Yeah, watch me!"
Secretary: "You can't go in there!"

[PokerWoody]

dear lord.

[Dice Man]

+1

[Gus Mango Fish]

Some people have no taste. The films I've posted are the Citizen Kane's of the 80's fo sho!

[FirePhil]

As awesome as slugs is, check out Monsturd.

[Raiser]

Pimping for the 'best of' thread?

[lucky_scrote]

Originally Posted by Raiser

Pimping for the 'best of' thread?

This thread needs a major boost in win to reach that thread. This thread is currently full of FAIL as of now.

[waltypies]

One of my favourite films

Don't be a menance to south central while drinking your juice in the hood

Ashtray: We didn't even do nothing.

Officer Self Hatred: What? You think you tough?
[pulls gun on Ashtray]

Officer Self Hatred: You ain't so tough now, little nigga. I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

PS the officer is black as well. I am not hating on any black folk

Team America

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!