a joke for everyone!

[Prowler]

A chap sits on a train opposite a little old lady. As soon as they leave the station, she takes a Bible out of her handbag and reads it intently. When they arrive at the next station, she tucks it away, then takes it out again as soon as the train is on the move. At the next station, the same happens, and so on to the end of the line.
"Excuse me," he says, "I can't help asking. Why do you read your Bible only when the train is moving, then put it back in your handbag when we stop?"

She looks at him and says, "Why don't you just fuck off?"

[Dice Man]

Why don't you just fuck off?

[Raiser]

I dont get it

[Dice Man]

It's one of those jokes that's supposed to be deliberately unfunny so that you wonder why it was funny, or you reflect on the randomness of it, and then you find that funny. I think people should just start making funny jokes again.

[Prowler]

i think the humor of it is the fact little old ladys reading bibles dont often tell you to fuck off, also its the unexpectedness of it as usually asking a question is the start of a long story that culminats in a punchline, in this case the punchline makes the story unneccesary

[Raiser]

Oh i see, i dont have a sense of humour so the 'joke' was wasted on me!