A coach load of nuns die in a crash and go to heaven,where st peter is waiting,he says to the first nun,have you ever touched a *****, she says yes,he says put your finger in the holy water,he says to the second nun,have you ever held one,she says yes,he says put your hand in the holy water,just as he says that theres a big comotion and a nun at the back pushes her way to the front,she says i better gargle with the holy water now before sister anne puts her arse in it