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    Quote Originally Posted by RouletteMastered
    Not spam dude.
    I am 100% genuine and willing to prove it.
    If someone actually helps me i will pay them.
    I will do it Via paypal or send them a cheque. What ever they
    wish. I do not want any bank details, and i can see how you
    would think that. But i dont.

    Also this is not spam. I really have got an excellent system here, and
    I want to test it for real.
    Im only asking for a little advice here.
    If I get the advice then I would expect people to begin to listen when
    I have confirmed a real money win and the person that solved my
    casino stuttering issue confirms I gave them £200.
    In that case i will take my finger off the trigger for the time being...
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    OMFG
    I AM A RETARD

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    I don't understand though.

    If you have "the einstein theory" why are you on here offering to pay people for help.. when you should be in the casino making your small bankroll huge.
    Right. What have you got?
    "Three pairs."
    What d'you mean three pairs? You're only allowed five cards!
    "Oh. Shit! Er, two pairs. Well, two and a half pairs."

    =========================================

    "Right, let's get on with the game."
    What have you got?
    "Five kings."

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    Remains to be seen eh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyC
    Remains to be seen eh...
    haha - you just want your £200..... good way to get some to fix your pc though! but iam a synical bastard!
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    Hi.
    1) I am not making my small bankroll huge becuase I currently have no bank roll to begin.

    2) I am fully capable of fixing my own computer. I studied computer science.
    However, I have no experience with sloppy casino software.

    The casino I was trying was SpinPalace.com, its their software causing me the trouble.

    I could not test last night as a mate turned up. But should get time this afternoon. However, I contacted SpinPalace about the £500 free for an hour offer. As far as i can tell, max they will let me make is £100. Then i must put in £50. and then they say i can not make withdraw money untill i play the bonus through 30 times.

    So basicly, there will be no way i can take out my money. not even my £50 untill i have wagered about £3000.

    Anyone know of any better offers around where i can take out my profits sooner? and also a place where the software works?

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    32red casino, dont use any bonus, jump on give it a shot let us know how it goes...
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    Thanks, but the whole problem is i need a bonus to bump up my bankroll.
    I can only spare £50 and i require a bankroll of £150 to start me off safely. This system can drop buy £100 or so at times. and if it does this straight way i could be in trouble if i only have £50 to begin. Normally my system gets to £50 + profit before a loss kicks in. but in a real money situation sods law may come into play.

    Also i read 32 reds rules and terms. They offer a £50 bonus but require 50x playthrough.
    I have re-read some terms on SpinPalace and it seems like i may be able to use this casino after all. If i can get the software to run smoothly.

    Any other goods sites you know of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyC
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    p.s raiser, i would actually wait and see first, i do believe he COULD be legit in what he's saying, and I have a funny feeling I already know what he's going on about, well leave this one pending...
    Care to elabrate?
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    Ok.
    I signed up with spinPalace even though the software was shit and i was getting major slow down.
    Tested my system on their euro roulette table. Works a treat.

    So I started my 1 hour free with £500 of casino money. Oh and what happens, it loads one of the shitty flash tables that most of these casinos have, and which im sure are bloody rigged. I was hittin loss after loss. Its was amazing to see. The numbers coming up were obviously not random at all. I swear there is no way that should happen. Every test i did on as many casinos software as i could, and this is the first time it ever happened like that.

    So SpinPalace have been offically wiped of my fair casino list. Honestly, I should have filmed it. You would find it untrue how many times it was hitting the only places i can lose.

    Even the maths says its not possible. (obviously you need to see my set up to believe this).

    I will try again on another casino with £500 free, hopefully i wont get a dodgy flash table again.

    And the if my system fails there to. I will reveal it to all of you, just to prove once and for all that casinos are rigged. RNG my arse.

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    all this hype is getting me wet like an imaginative nun!

    this better be good roulettey
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